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by Anonymous February 23, 2003
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Pessimist

A person who, if they refrain from suicide, will one day be happy.
A: It's freezing. My heater's broken, and it's ten below zero. I cut my arm on a rusty fence, and my idiot neighbour pissed on my house today. I hate this goddamn planet!

B: Hey, you like apple pie?

A: Shut the...well yeah I actually I do.

B: Great, let's go. No, put your wallet down; I've got it covered.
by Ralph January 13, 2005
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pessimistic

Pronounced (peZZimistic). Notice the starting is pronounced like the candy dispensers called 'Pez'. Most people pronounce this word wrong.

It is the opposite of optimistic. Pessimistic is defined as expecting the worst in this worst of all possible worlds.

Another way to spell pessimistic is pezzimistic.
She is pezzimistic because she always believes she will lose at Minesweeper Flags.
by AAD July 24, 2005
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pessimist

Descriptive Noun. Second part of a four-part sequence which explains all types of individuals.
An OPTIMIST is a person who doesn't have all the facts.
A PESSIMIST is an optimist who does have all the facts.
A CYNIC is a pessimist who has seen the facts in action.
A PARANOID is a cynic who has FINALLY realized that the facts are after him.
Janey the Pessimist says, "I'm pretty sure that the gunmakers won't have to worry about liability, because they have bought enough public figures to ensure that it is so."
by seeker6079 October 27, 2005
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Passimist

One who is engages in passimism. Passimists hate on things from the past regardless of the subject's actual quality. Someone who is a passimist may also be referred to as "passimistic".
I'm a passimist and therefore I must say that hair metal sucked, regardless of all the evidence to the contrary.
by flashadams May 24, 2010
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happy pessimism

the "happy pessimism"-movement ist a new kind of subculture for young intelligent peolple which know about the irresistible apocalypse but regardless still trying to make the best out of it.
Duddley: Ayo MC, everything ist gettin´ bad, people will destroy each other, money over emotions and stealing vinyl is illegal...
MC: For sure, Duddley, but try to take it easy - Happy Pessimism, Cousin! Peace.
by CJ Kinkel August 4, 2006
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pissamistic

The state of having to pee, and not being assured you will find a urine receptacle.
It's thirty miles to the next rest stop. I don't know if I'm gonna make it! I'm feeling pissamistic!
by testebestie January 4, 2017
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