pisswack

Someone who pisses while they masturbate

My son is going through puberty, I think they're just a pisswack though.

by Skrrrrt esketit October 17, 2018

pissmarck

Same as the Bismarck only with some golden shower added.

Dude, I gave him the pissmarck right in his cheese-eating surrender monkey face like it was 1871.

by bitchmasterb October 28, 2010

Pisskack

feakalien, German word for bad situation or things, word for word translation piss crapp, said in anger in an event of misfortune, Said by me and my mother when crudd hits the fan . to dismiss something

People starting rumors or making bad decisions that effect you, you say:"this is Pisskack!" "Nothing but "Pisskack"", you think everything is going well, and then all go's wrong you say :"what a Pisskack".

by Kolibrie October 15, 2010

pissjacked

Getting severely intoxicated and pissing frequently, often dribbling piss on the bathroom floor in the process.

I drank a bottle of Stoli last night, holy fuck was I pissjacked!

by kutzich August 14, 2012

Pisscrastination

Feeling an urge to urinate, but putting off the act for now. Not recommended for first-responders.

A good firefighter learns early-on not to practice pisscrastination. Never wait to urinate!

by Gutsrus September 21, 2022

Pissgrace

The first person to break the seal on a night out.

You’re going for a slash already? You absolute pissgrace

by Chipes McSkwar January 31, 2023

Pisswhack

Noun: Used as a derogatory term used to insult others or degrade oneself

I stubbed my toe "Pisswhack"
Someone being stupid "The hell are you doing you pisswhack?"

by AussieSlangUser May 28, 2023