luca pilinis

an npc that spawns in and only says stuff off a script

Friend: how was your day?
Luca: do you have an only fans
Friend: yo tf luca pilinis spawned
luca: oh fuck off
all friends: "NPC!!" "NPC!!" "NPC!!" "NPC!!" "NPC!!" "NPC!!"

by biosupdater July 31, 2022

Long John Piping

When one engages in sexual intercourse with deep vigourous penetration whilst maintaining long strokes. This can apply to a one night stand or a long term lover.

E.G.

'How was your date last night?'

'Yeah it was alright.'

'Did you give her/him a Long John Piping?'

E.G.
'Was she/him still moody with you when you got home?'
'Yeah... Until I gave her/him a Long John Piping'

by Tonybaloney123 September 5, 2023

curry-piping

The action of squating bare-bottomed over an open-mouthed individual and excreting directly down said individuals throat in an act of degradtion as oppose to one of pleasure-seeking, though this is optional.

When Jill woke with a horrible taste in her mouth to see Jack's gaping anus dripping with fresh faeces she realised she'd been given a curry-piping she would not soon forget.

by Donnchadh Tiernan March 21, 2008

piping your head

Boosting your own confidence or feeling yourself

Ok now you're piping your head

by Nekkyneek November 22, 2016

Piping mince

Squeezing meat through a tight hole

Originally from Scotland:

“Och hinny I’d love tae piping mince up ye!”

by tatties mince piper September 28, 2023

Polish piping bag

Where you hold your forskin closed, ejaculate into your forskin to create a piping bag of sorts, then proceed to decorate your partners breasts/face/wedding cake/gingerbread man etc with your semen.

Barry: that is some decorative calligraphy on that cake

Steve: yes i used my own polish piping bag

by JULIA GlLLARD December 14, 2019

popinickels

An innovative synonym for "disadvantages"

Improve your chances for a potential job by using the word in an interview!

Impress your English Teacher!

Applicant: And how much paid vacation does your company offer?
Employer: We give 2 weeks paid.
Applicant: And what are the popinickels of this position?
Employer: Popinickels? Wtf? You're hired!

by Mike Ock Itches August 7, 2006