pipe

a device used for the smoking of tobacco. not only is the pipe the best method for tobacco consumption, it serves as a magical bond between all pipe smokers past and present. the pipe allows the smoker to summon any of the powers held by other pipe smokers, like the intelligence of Albert Einstein. pipes also smell and taste great, are a great way to relax, and are irresistible to women.

"i forgot to study for my physics final, but i smoked a pipe and aced it!"

by Curtsie January 9, 2009

pipes

Short for piperazines. They are commonly sold as a ecstasy. But any one who has taken ecstasy before isnt fooled as piperazines have no empathetic effects and have a shitty comedown.

My dealer keeps selling me pipes. I dont even think he knows what e is supposed to feel like.

by KandiDrippinBigBloodyAxe July 4, 2011

piping

to give oral intercourse to a male (where the penis is being compared to a pipe); or in common laymen terms: to give a blowjob!

Anne was piping me in the toilets; she's the only woman ever giving me a blowjob!

by Fukaface! November 12, 2010

pipe

A device used to smoke weed with.

Hey are we gonna use the pipe or the bong this time?

by KF February 23, 2004

Pipe

V. "To Lay Pipe".

From the "Cam'ron" song "Hey Ma", which contains the lyric 'And I know what ladies like.
Need a man that's polite, listens and takes advice - I could be all three, plus I can lay the pipe'

Refers principally to inserting ones pork sword into a lady friend during carnal relations (fucking).Popularised in the North of England by the Pamplesnake and residents of 6 Hessle View, Leeds from September 2006 - June 2007. Other regular users include Nipples, Bear and Jiggs.

To be spoken loudly at not quite shouting volume. The 'I' should be drawn out longer than any other part of the word and always spoken in a deep, loud voice:

"PIIIIIIIIPE!"
"Did you lay pipe?"
"Pipe" (spoken softly to friend in relation to a nearby hotty

by Pamplesnake March 27, 2009

Pipe

To be a failure, loser, washout or all around bitch. Originated in HS wrestling at George Washington HS in Charleston WV for members of the team who quit midseason or sucked, it can also be used in other sports or general life for similar situations.

Little gay Jimmy was to much of a pipe to compete on the wrestling and lacrosse teams, so he joined the basketball and baseball teams to be with his own kind.

by Rick Rolled 123 August 3, 2009

pipe

"Pipe" is a word often exclaimed by the character Artie (the self-proclaimed Strongest Man on the World) on the early-to-mid-90's Nickelodeon T.V. show 'The Adventures of Pete & Pete'. Artie says "pipe" when things are going well.

"All is pipe, metallic man!"-Artie, to his nemises: aluminum siding salesman John McPhlemph

by Andy H. May 9, 2005