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Similar to National Kick Tall People Day and National Throw Short People Day, October 30th is a day where both tall and short people team up and punch people who are 5'9".

(Note: no punching anywhere under the belt since that will be foul play)
Oh boy! I can't wait for National Punch Medium People Day!
by Cats_4_LifeX October 21, 2020
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Pinchmeister

A male person who pinches the end of their penis after masturbation. This is often to trap the semen inside the foreskin before finding a suitable disposal location.
"That guy doesn't use a sock or tissues, he just holds the end, waddles to the bathroom, and jizzes into the toilet."

"What a Pinchmeister."
by Sam Webb November 18, 2014
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pitch a mega-loaf

To take a crap of immense length or girth.
Damn after that chinese buffett I gotta pitch a mega-loaf!
by bogotabro June 18, 2006
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pinche puta mendiga

Holly you bitch, how could you talk shit about Khandi's dead nephew? Pinche puta mendiga!
by dirrtypiratehooker March 22, 2016
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Pinche cara de mecos

Tú es una pinche cara de mecos.
by PincheGringa October 2, 2016
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Meat Punch

A punch that prior to, one must rub their entire hand in the crevice between their balls and leg.(Most effective after a thorough workout)

Also called Tuna Slap, The Belgian Greeting, and Grandpa's Whistle.
Uncle Gary doles out a mean Meat Punch!
by SneakyPriest June 28, 2011
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melo punch

(or carmelo punch) A half punch, half slap. The Punch was made famous by Carmelo Anthony, hence the name "melo punch"...kind of the same as a club punch, when u hit a person without them pay attention/not looking.
Damn, he hit that fool with a melo punch!
by Tha Shark December 11, 2008
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