Pilfered

To engage in the unholy act of Buggery (a crime against God) Through the combustion and intentional inhalation of class B substances.

"I am well and truly pilfered right now boys, Let's roll another."
"Fucking hell I was at China bridge last night absolutely pilfered."

by MrMoonEatsPhoon January 8, 2023

Pilfer Pirate 🦜

A pilfgram turned Pilfer Pirate on a pilfgrimage of a life time on the Highest seas. Plundering and pilfing all the booty that is thrown their way.

Pilfer Pirate 🦜 stole my Girlfriend with gel pins, coloring books, and a quarter gram.

by Schmidt Show April 23, 2022

Platinum Pilferer

People who seek out partners for the purpose of using them for the emotional and mental labor.

Chad worrying about being hit on by a gold digger is ironic when he's just a platinum pilferer.

by HealthyHumaning March 8, 2023

Paper Pilferer

Someone who steals paper at every opportunity, takes the stacks home for hoarding, yoinks any and all they see once spotted.
A bad, bad person.
A scallywag.

Limelia: Oh God please Cheyenne, don't take the paper! NO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Cheyenne: *yoinks paper*
Cheyenne: *Is a paper pilferer* :D

by i_only_suck_fat_dick June 26, 2019

Pilfer

To steal items belonging to others, like a grubby little thief.

Tyler came to my home and pilfered my butter mints!

by Haze_Jake December 7, 2021

Pilfer

To search through something surreptitiously.

Robbert pilfered through the papers, careful not to raise any alarm

by PP_ February 21, 2024