piker

one who doesn't come up to a standard. a lay about. one who should be consider less than capable.

I lost a few pounds but my wife lost over 20. She made me look like a piker

by cockney canuck July 19, 2009

piker

Settlers headed west, "Pikes Peak or Bust", inexperienced people out of thier element. Same as greenhorn or pilgrim.

I wasn't born yesterday, I'm not some piker.

by Aerocat April 25, 2003

piker

Someone who avoids his friends so he can hang out on the net, because he's too slack to do otherwise.

Ilkka would prefer to sit at home on the net than come see X-men 2 with us... he's suck a piker!

by Mark Reow May 05, 2003

piker

A mofo who disconnects from the internet early in the evening.

<PointyCat> OMFG PIKER

by Dev May 07, 2003

piker

Similar use as the term pikey.

Same use as the term pikey.

by SnottyIrishman August 02, 2005

piker

A small mexican person, with an equally small cock

That mexican guy, daniel, he's a massive piker

by BigIcknay January 09, 2011

piker

A British redneck, skinhead (not necessarily neo-Nazi), hooligan, tough-guy who, among other things will punch out a pretty boy with longish hair.

Piker just punched me in the mouth.

I just got back from London where I attended a three day rock festival. I got crushed by pikers near the front of the stage. A very handsome young man, with longish hair (like a Beatle haircut) and gorgeous GFs sat down next to me with a swolen eye said a Piker just punched him.

by Raquel666 May 11, 2007