pierre bouvier

The main pipes of the band Simple Plan. He is the chill, down-to-earth kind of guy. Maybe because he's a buddhist. The kind of guy you would just love to party with.

So mister pierre bouvier, buy me a beer?

by excuses January 19, 2008

Piermont

A little village at the foot of the mountains and on the banks of the Hudson River. Residents that lived there before the paper mill was levelled are called River Rats or Piermonsters. Residents that bought the condos where the paper mill once stood are called Yuppies or Piermonters. Residents that live in Lawrence Park don't count as real residents unless there is a fire call to repond to. True River Rats are all related somewhere in their DNA but usually a flow chart is needed. Most River Rats are known by a nickname which is ever-evolving and changing. True River Rats know what the following are: the pier, ClevePak, donkey baseball, high tracks, parking lot (upper & lower), cowboy fields, platforms, ice hopping, crabbing/fishing (catfish, perch & eels especially), teen center, mine hole, sand pile, silk mill, Empire Hose, Mom's, Renee's, Davie's and the Kracker Box.

"I'm from Piermont.
So is my family.
Oh yeah, who's your dad?
One Eyed Willy.
No shit! He's my dad too!"

by Piermont River Rat October 18, 2008

Piero

Piero is special. He's very affectionate and super flirty. With friends he tends to roast them but they do it back. You can go to Piero for anything and he'll help you with whatever it is that's going on. He tends to do things on a whim and is adventurous, usually down for anything. Piero is loyal to his closest friends and makes new friends easily. All in all Piero is one of the most amazing people you'll ever meet.

friend: "Piero is so hot!"
friend #2: "He's so nice too. Go flirt with him!"

by puppy puddles September 27, 2018

Off the pier

"Whenever someone is going to do something crazy."
Coined by Steezy Kane after jumping off the Santa Monica pier twice as a stunt for his youtube channel

Steezy if you're reading this I love you

"Yo Alejandro, your dick's off the pier!

by my butt itchy June 27, 2021

Stinky Pierre

The act of taking a magazine cologne sample and wiping it on the person next to you, thus making him or her smell like a french whore.

I was at the book store looking at maxim when I gave the guy next to me a Stinky Pierre

by Girth Brooks2010 December 21, 2010

Paul Pierce it

To fake a serious injury in any sport only to come back five minutes later and perform in 'dramatic' fashion. This action was trademarked by Paul Pierce in the 2008 NBA Finals.

"Joe nearly got a concussion while we were playing football. Luckily he was tough enough to come back and score five touchdowns."

"He's not tough. He just likes to Paul Pierce it."

by APAX-Rising February 1, 2010

Pierre Bernard

One of the best characters from the Conan O'Brien show (12:30am weekdays on NBC). His skit is named "Pierre Bernard's Recliner of Rage." He's a very soft-spoken fellow. Conan usually starts the skit out by saying "Are you comfortable, Pierre?" and Pierre responds with "I'm comfortable and furious Conan." It's very humorous coming from such a soft-spoken little guy. After Conan introduces him, he proceeds to complain about 'important' contemporary issues, well, important to him. They're usually very bizarre, random, and trivial, making it all the more hilarious.

Brandon: "Did you see Pierre Bernard on Conan last night, hahaha, that guy is hilarious."
Cody: "Oh, I saw it, it was brilliant, I almost crapped in my pajama pants."

by Cody Murray September 11, 2005