Pig in a Blanket 

The act of slipping a roofie or getting a fat chick drunk, bringing her to you house wrapping her up in a blanket and having wild nasty sex with her.

Mike Wallace took this really fat chick home and gave her the ol' Pig In a Blanket.

Pig in a Blanket by Ted Newgent March 22, 2011

pig in a blanket 

n. A sexual position achieved by rolling a fat white chick up in a blanket and fucking one of the 2 openings in the blanket and letting your cum get all over her while saying "this is bad for my heart!"

"I gave janie a pig in a blanket... too bad I got the wrong opening and squirted all over her legs...."

pig in a blanket by gjelstiznles August 12, 2006

pig in a blanket 

Jacking off into a pancake.

One time I ate a pig in a blanket for breakfast at this restaurant. It came with free ICE WATER

pig in a blanket by Alec Roman February 27, 2005

Pig in a blanket 

To wrap a piece of ham or Salami around your piece and stick it in a girls vagina or anus.

I was hungry and horny so I gave my girlfriend a pig in a blanket.

Pig in a blanket by Sebas320 September 16, 2012

Pig In A Blanket 

When a male is with two females, he begins to lay flat on a bed. Whilst the females lay horizontaly as if they were going into the scissor position. Then the male relaxes while the females creep slowly towards the male genetalia. Whilst the male is erect, the females slowly rub their genitals against the male genitals.

Females scissor while a male puts his penis between the two females vaginas. This is Pig In A Blanket

Pig In A Blanket by SHMEGMALATOR March 8, 2011

Pig in a blanket 

The sexual act of warming ones penis utilizing abnormally large labia. The key to creating a perfect pig in a blanket is to find a willing ( in most cases) female partner with a labia protruding a minimum of 3 inches away from their body. The next step to this recipe is to place your flaccid penis in between your partner's outstretched labia. Teamwork is key during this step. Then you must fold one lip over the other. They must be overlapping in order for you be able to maximize heat transfer. A clamp or pin may be used to secure the two lips together.

Brendan: I've got my coat and mittens, but how will I ever keep my penis warm?

Drew: I know a girl who makes the best pig in a blanket. I would compare her vagina to an Arby's roast beef sandwich...perfect for a pig in a blanket.

Pig in a blanket by downtowndbrown March 13, 2014

pig in a blanket 

a sexual action in which a guy's penis is rolled in a pancake, which is then consumed by a second party blowjob-esc style

the girl was high and was fiending for pancakes and to turn me on so she gave me a pig in a blanket

pig in a blanket by spazzznasty May 3, 2009