Mr Pendleton

Where you place your cock and balls in somebody's mouth and take loads of glossy photos.

One day a young elf sneaked in to Mr. Pendleton's house and placed his cock and balls in Mr pendletons mouth, he then took a number of glossy photos. Once Mr Pendleton awoke the young elf showed him the photos.

by DoyleVonAwesome December 18, 2012

Fare to Middleton

A Manchester version of the phrase "fair to middilin'", Middleton being a town in north Manchester. As used on Coronation Street.

When asked "hows things" in the Rovers, Stan Ogden replied "Fare to Middleton".

by peakwin August 3, 2007

piddlepot

the toilet, loo, wash closet. whatever you want to call it.

-"I'll catch up with you in a second, just have to dash to the piddlepot to spend a penny"

by hokjbajd March 14, 2011

Middletoning

the process of becoming princess-skinny in anticipation of a major life event

Look at how good Kate looks... She's been Middletoning since January for the summer.

by TokenEthnic April 16, 2011

brandon middleton

The best boyfriend ever

Wow Brandon Middleton is the love of my life

by Minxisdead March 29, 2017

Natalie Middleton

You're more than average white girl who is definitely more than average and the literal definition of white. 12 years old, but mature.....enough. Friends with Yuri

Hey Natalie Middleton, what are you doing?

Natalie Middleton: Minecraft and kitkat flavored nutella

by Cdub24618 November 13, 2019

Pippa Middleton

The younger sister of Kate Middleton/The Dutchess of Cambridge. She was the maid of honour at the wedding of Prince William and her sister in April 2011. She is ridiculously plain looking, but many men drool over her and think she is the hotter sister.

She probably shagged Prince Harry on the night of the royal wedding.

Kate middleton is hot....no, hold up...check out her hot younger sister Pippa Middleton! I bet Prince harry will tap that tonight.

by kiwininja May 23, 2011