packeting

DOS used mostly by script kiddies who think they're clever.

im 31337 ive got the program off the internet that can packet you. Whats your ip?

by 1338 (past 1337) June 24, 2003

pickeling

When you mess with someones PC or laptop when they are not looking. Changing their desktop background to pink kittens or changing their default sound for new mail messages to a funny sound byte.

I was pickeling Steve when he left his computer unlocked when he went to get coffee so I changed his new email message notification to a sample from Harry Belafonte - Jump In The Line (Shake Senora).

I was pickeling Bob when he left his computer unlocked so I changed his desktop background to a picture of a pink vespa.

by Big Boy Fluffy April 18, 2016

Pocketing

In football/soccer when a player doesn’t let an opponent do anything significant eg. rendering them useless throughout a match

George: did you see how well Rüdiger played vs Atletico?
Rick: yeah he was totally pocketing Suarez

by fartlicker420 March 21, 2021

Pick-Pocketing

The act of a pick pocketer removing nuggets of feces from the rectum of a pick pocketee. Similar be not related to ass banditry.

Can also refer to the removal of foreign objects from ones navel.

You should have seen this girl Man, I was pick-pocketing her all night, I now possess much gold.

by The pick pocketee January 20, 2018

Piss-Pocketing

The art of stealthily putting your dick in someones pocket and urinating in it.
Basically pick-pocketing but in stead of stealing, you're giving them something

Man, the bus was super crowded today, AND some bastard piss-pocketed me! (Piss-Pocketing)

by UglyBagel May 20, 2021

Pickering

Pickering is a city 30 minutes East of Toronto. Its home to an Nuclear Power Plant and a strip club called The Palace. The Palace is a home away from home for the band Down With Webster as they are regulars at the gentlemen's club. They reportedly spent 90% of their record advance money on a platnium membership, which gives them a year-round reservation for the best seats on perv row.

Dude A: "Why are you going to Pickering?"
Dude B: "The Palace, bro."
Dude A: "Say Hi to Down With Webster for me while you're there."

by Chapstick99 March 1, 2010

cock pocketing

Its a game where you have to put your cock in somones poket then blow a whistle to let everyone know,
1 point for a guy
2 points for a girl
5 for a black
10 for if you piss in there pocket
50 if you cum
100 if you get caught win the fight
200 if you get caught knock the other person out then Teabag them in the mouth.

" im going to go cock pocketing that guy"
* puts cock in guys pocket*
*pulls out and runs away blowing whistle*

by anonmotherfucker September 11, 2007