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phuket

A tiny island off the coast of Thailand where it has many amazing beaches and beautiful scenery.

Again there are a lot of tourists here (mostly european) but they are decent people and quite friendly.

The local Thai people are friendly and the food again is great yet it is a little more expensive than Pattaya.

There are many many markets and stalls to shop from but be careful as the store owners try to rip you off, you have to barter with them.

The price you should pay for a shirt there is about 150 Baht though they will try selling it to at 750 baht at the start, just tell them 150 and they will say no, proceed to walk off and they will call you back and sell it to you at the right price.

It is also a great place to party with plenty of bars (possibly more than Pattaya) and plenty of accomadating women to spend the night with.

It has a younger crowd compared to Pattaya which is of course good if you yourself are also young.

Basically it is a great experience and there are plenty of things to do such as riding Elephants going to monkey islands and seeing some picturesque landscapes and beaches.
Go to Phuket to get drunk and have a ball, the women are great and the beaches are amazing.
by westernbulldogs February 15, 2007
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phukler

A court jester, who fucks up all his already shithouse material.
This jester is a complete fuckin' phukler, he wouldn't know if his arse was on fire. How much did you pay for this gimp.
by C.Marks May 24, 2006
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Phukit

The twin city to Phuket in a parallel universe where hookers go to die, the 'ph' is pronounced with an 'f' sound.
Well F*ck it I'm going to go to Phukit after this guy!
by Tyler the Tyler hater July 19, 2016
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Phukin'

Supreme awesomness, used to describe either extreme delight in something or to describe something that is superlative.
dude that chick is so phukin'.
by untrademarked March 11, 2009
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phuket thailand

Apparently it's a line used in the film Juno as an interjection, because Phuket kinda sounds like 'Fuck it'. However, Phuket, which is an island in Thailand, is actually pronouced Pu-kêt, so all in all, it's a stupid expression.
A: I have herpes.
B: Phuket Thailand!
C: Wait what?
by tfsp12 October 6, 2008
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Phukloada

A shortened version of "Fuck load of"...
Damn, there's a phukloada bitches in the pantry...Tell 'em we ain't got no mo Mojito...
by Dracotic December 24, 2009
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Phukin’

The type of sex that would make your creepy perv Uncle blush.
After I finish my panini, we goin to my parents room and we PHUKIN’
by TeeJayDubDub August 17, 2019
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