a pregnant ignoramus who is prone to fits of sluttery, binge drinking,chain smoking and questionable fashion.
"Hey Pregtard! A bottle of Whiskey doesn't count as ONE GLASS OF WINE! OW! you burned me with your cigarette!
I saw your myspace url on the bathroom wall!"
I saw your myspace url on the bathroom wall!"
by twattwattwattwatwhat? July 1, 2009
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Jeff figured there wouldn't be much drinking at his neice's birthday party, so he got pretarded at home.
by Captain Nadwick October 2, 2006
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Somebody who phones you at work(system technician, for example) and annoys you with dumb questions like ''How do I log into my puder?'' and ''How do I restart?''
Krista doesn't like phonetards, she doesn't like the way they annoy her and remind her that she is at work while she is busy looking at gothic porn.
by WaHf00m4n October 5, 2003
Get the phonetard mug.A word to describe a poor connection to the '3' mobile phone network.
The '3' network is highly disputed among most (including 3 customers) to have the crappiest coverage of all of the UK mobile networks.
The '3' network is highly disputed among most (including 3 customers) to have the crappiest coverage of all of the UK mobile networks.
by KevalD April 29, 2009
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Get the Threetard mug.Kayla's such a peetard, she looked like she was about to piss herself when she ran into the bathroom!
by Wail Halls September 3, 2006
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