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pregtard

a pregnant ignoramus who is prone to fits of sluttery, binge drinking,chain smoking and questionable fashion.
"Hey Pregtard! A bottle of Whiskey doesn't count as ONE GLASS OF WINE! OW! you burned me with your cigarette!
I saw your myspace url on the bathroom wall!"
by twattwattwattwatwhat? July 1, 2009
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Pregtarded

The mental state while pregnant in which you forget things, do stupid things, or say stupid things and don't realize it.
When Jen was on her way to the lake with friends (towing a boat) she exclaimed "That boats on your ass". Jen didn't know it at the time but she was pregtarded.
by Dopeyete July 30, 2009
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