pregtard

a pregnant ignoramus who is prone to fits of sluttery, binge drinking,chain smoking and questionable fashion.

"Hey Pregtard! A bottle of Whiskey doesn't count as ONE GLASS OF WINE! OW! you burned me with your cigarette!
I saw your myspace url on the bathroom wall!"

by twattwattwattwatwhat? July 1, 2009

pretarded

When an unborn child is destined to be retarded because one or both of the people that will be raising him are both stupid.

that poor pretarded fetus, he will have a difficult life.

by Xenoflame April 19, 2003

pretard

A young retard or tard

Someone destined to be stupid due to the stupidity of one or both parents

Rachel, you are a pretard

Their child will be pretarded

by Pretard King December 30, 2003

Pregtarded

The mental state while pregnant in which you forget things, do stupid things, or say stupid things and don't realize it.

When Jen was on her way to the lake with friends (towing a boat) she exclaimed "That boats on your ass". Jen didn't know it at the time but she was pregtarded.

by Dopeyete July 30, 2009

pretard

An idiot who has not progressed to full "retardation". A person who acts stupid but has the capacity to be normal and sane. Almost on the verge of being incapable of running your own life.

Jerry was such a pretard at the game; he wouldn't stop bothering Claire the whole time, asking her inappropriate questions and flashing vulgar hand gestures.

by J. Walt December 12, 2008

preptard

A retarded prep.

The most popular girl at school was considered by many to be a preptard.

by Anonymous August 18, 2003

Pretard

a person who enjoys the hackery spewed out by Kevin J Anderson (The Hack) and Brian Herbert (the Other Guy).

"What, he likes McDune? what a pretard!"

by Baraka Bryan December 15, 2008