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Someone who gives false hope. That person who make you hope for something and is the person who crush your hope.

PHP is abbreviation for "Pemberi harapan palsu" which literally translates to "Giver of False Hope".

A: Didn't you say your mom will buy you a new car?
B: Nah, my mom PHP me.

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Teacher: For homework, do the exercise on page 52!
Student: All of them?
Teacher: Only even numbered questions,
Students: YAY!
Teacher: plus odd numbered questions too.
Students: TEACHER PHP!

PHP by notanonymous_ September 25, 2018

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Also known as Proud Homosexual People. This channel is located at SwiftIRC IRC chat network (PHP). Also see "swiftirc". There is an exception to the user Jeffrey.

Look at that crowd of PHP!

PHP by Jeffrey U February 26, 2008

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Personal Hottie Protector

If you think that talking about PHP will get you anywhere with women then you are sorely mistaken. Anyone who knows the actual meaning or history behind this web language automatically falls into the geek category and is thereby passed up by any hotties in the vicinity.

Many men who use PHP do it unknowingly while trying to appear smart or web savvy. However, there are those who use it on purpose because they don't want to be distracted from their game of World of Warcraft.

I see that you chose to use HTML on your website even though PHP is far superior.

php by Spy Frauline January 23, 2008

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Potential Hookup Point. When there is a moment that can easily turn into a "make out session".

When your talking/flirting with someone you like, and eye contact is made with this mutual understanding that nothing else in the world matters except for this moment.

PHP by LE (Elie) June 4, 2005

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Php actually in Indonesia is "pemberi harapan palsu". Someone who gives hope in the sense of love to you, but when you start loving him, he leaves you.

When I started to love you, why did you leave me? Php!

Php by Patt10 May 30, 2017

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Pissed his pants

Lol I swear he php’ed

php by CJ_XXXrayXXX October 3, 2018

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"Parents Helping Parents" (organization)

www.php.com

php by yeah June 26, 2006