Trayvon Photo

Trayvon Photo or Trayvon Picture is an old photo, typically more than 4 years old, used to make believe that somebody is younger or different than what currently is. The term comes after Trayvon Martin's pictures that were used by the media where they showed a 13-year-old kid when he really was 17.

I think I am going to use this Trayvon Photo to put on my Facebook profile. I look younger and slimmer than what I currently am.

by Agallon June 4, 2013

phony homie

a homie who is always letting you down. a bitch ass foo that pretends to be your friend but just wants something from you.

muther fucker i cant count on you, your a phony homie.

by emyke80 May 29, 2010

Photobucket

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Photobucket is so glitchy...

by gcncc October 27, 2012

Phony Navy SEAL

An idiot who pretends to be a Navy SEAL, but never was one. Some phony SEALs do it to impress chicks at a bar, and others do it because they want everyone in their life to believe that they were a Navy SEAL.

Usually, the type of person who does this had a less than glorious job in the Military. Many haven't even served in the Military at all.

Real SEALs are humble about their jobs, and do go around bragging about being one. Phony SEALs are the opposite. They can't wait to tell someone that they're a Navy SEAL, and will go on with endless bullshit stories about it. They like the "ooo and aaahh" reactions that people give them. They want to intimidate people and get respect. All because they're not winners, and never did anything notable in real life to earn any respect in the first place.

"Hi, my name's John Smith, I'm a Navy SEAL and I've done a lot of ""black ops"" in foreign countries and killed a ton of people!"

"What class were you?"

"My what?"

"Your BUD/S Class....?"

"20 Bravo Delta 1"

"You fucking idiot, you're a Phony Navy SEAL! Now I'm going to smash your face in!!"

by High and Dry March 24, 2013

Iceberg Photo

A photograph that has been posted on any social networking site by a large person in which they appear to be of normal size, usually taken from an elevated angle or just a head shot, like an iceberg...only a small percentage of it is seen from above the water.

I was facebook stalking this chick and she looked pretty hot, little did I know that I was looking at iceberg photos...she was about 265 pounds.

by GrillinMojo June 1, 2011

baby photo rage

the anger generated in old people when they realise different facets of their world have changed for the worse

when John saw his football teams squad for next year he fucking lost his shit and went into a full baby photo rage

by Macktown July 16, 2018

Birth Control Photo

On social networking sites, oftentimes individuals – especially college-aged Americans – post a certain type of profile picture that makes them completely unappealing to the opposite sex, so there is virtually no danger of impregnating another or becoming impregnated. Usually such photos involve individuals making strange faces, posturing themselves oddly, or exhibiting behaviors that compromise their individual dignity. Unlike compromising photos which are posted by third-parties who may have taken the photo and “tagged” the individual in an awkward situation or pose, the Birth Control Photo (BCP) is a photo that is self-posted by the individual in the picture.

“My brother is always posting Birth Control Photos of himself on facebook in tight jeans making strange faces. He’s never going to get laid.”

by impotate April 16, 2011