phonyphone

noun, adv.
the state of being engaged in an apparently genuine, but wholly faked, cellular conversation so you can stay safely distanced from everyone and everything going on around you. Also known as cellular faux and cellshielding.

Brenda quickly resorted to pulling a phonyphone when she saw Mark turn the corner coming her way.

by galcoolest August 26, 2005

Phondom

The protective cover sold to protect your mobile phone. Also, known as a phonalactic.

Person1: Darn, my phone keeps turning on in my pocket and either going dead or calling people!
Person2: I haven't had that problem since my phone started wearing a phondom.

by Kurt Lewchuk December 19, 2008

phonodepletaphobia

Fear that your phone battery is dying.

I noticed my daughter was in a state of phonodepletaphobia!

by Dr GTen May 12, 2018

phony

A kind of person, usually very stupid. Usually wears Abercrombie, Hollister, and American Eagle to fit in. Very materialistic and superficial.The boys act tough and strong and the girls act ditzy and slutty. Very hard to go to school with or even just to talk to. Basically everybody at school.

Everybody is a goddamn phony.

by meshack November 16, 2007

Phony

Something that isn't what it seems or tries to be something it isn't, or tries to be part of the system. Like two bad actors. Until they taser you, in the butt.

No one wants your autograph, phonies!

Fell to the ground
The phonies didn't let up
Tasin' on my butthole
over and over
I was screamin' and squirmin'

My butthole was on fire. - Phony = Elijah Wood and Ben Affleck.

by The Lonely Islands January 18, 2012

phonytail

a male hairstyle, popular among computer programmers and fantasy role-playing game enthusiasts, in which hair on the back of the head is held together by a hair tie, forming a small and pathetic pseudo-ponytail

Though head developer Jeff, who referred to himself as Zorgoth, wore his hair in a greasy little phonytail, he imagined it to be a glorious lion's mane that required taming in the workplace.

by elliott February 4, 2005

phony pony

Fake hair, specifically a fake pony tail.

"Cute hair."
"Girl, that's just a phony pony."

by Judy Birgen January 6, 2009