Philosopher Stones

A hardened mycelium mass that contains both psilocybin and psilicon. Commonly referred to as "philosopher stones" or sclerotia, they produce a trip very similar if not identical to that of the p. cubensis "shroom" species.
Philosopher Stones are produced invitro, making it much more stealthy and easy to grow as compared to the actual mushrooms the Philosopher Stones are capable of producing.

There are 3 strains currently available:

1.Psilocybe mexicana

2.Psilocybe tampanensis

3.Psilocybe atlantis

Dude! I just ate this sclerotia! I can't believe how amazing this is. I almost have pity on those that say all drugs are bad and are too closed minded to ever improve their lives.
Ha ha Mr. T pities the fool!

Oh my god! I am starting to realize there is so much more to life then buying this materialistic shit!
I need to stop polluting the air and being part of this wretched system. Oh how I love you Philosopher Stones, you have shown me how to be a better and happier person!

by Inner Improvement Movement March 11, 2011

Philosophical nigga

A nigga who knows his shit. And always passes the joint to a homi in need. Always the one to resort to peaceful means of gang banging a hoe. Never goes anywhere’s with there case on global warming. And finally is a nigga you can trust.

“Yah philosophical nigga pass me the avocados”

by Sexy face nigga April 8, 2019

cod philosophy

According to Wikipedia, Cod Philosophy is a synonymous for Pseudophilosophy, that is a term "is a term applied to philosophical ideas or systems which are claimed not to meet an expected set of standards."

Or maybe, you can use it like Steven Wilson, referring to the videogame Call Of Duty

Steven Wilson ( Porcupine Tree): It's all in me, all in you, only MTV and CoD philosophy

by Wilhelm Da-Sein April 7, 2015

Stand-up Philosopher

A Comedian; a stand-up comedian, as described in Mel Brook's 'History of the World Part 1.'

B. Arthur "Occupation?"

Comicus: "Stand-up Philosopher"

B Arthur: "What?"

Comicus: "A Stan-up up Philosopher!; I coalesce the vapor of human experience into a viable and logical comprehension."

B Arthur: "Oh! A Bullshit Artist!?!!"

by HapaRy May 26, 2009

Marijuana Philosopher

A person whom often high, disregards the teachings of the world, and philosophizes his own theories about creation, the universe, and other forms of science.

"Dude, this just came to me."

"Whaaat duude?"

"dude. What if the world, was like, an ipod library, and god was just shuffling the galaxies, and like earth was just the in song in the cosmos, and was the top listened to planet on the play list of the universe?"

"woh dude, woh, you Marijuana Philosopher you.

by Mtaylor1057 February 10, 2009

philosofecies

1.Thoughts or ideals that are complete shit.

2. The study of the fundamental nature of shit, reality, and existence.

3. A set of shitty views and theories of a particular philosopher concerning shitty studies or an aspect of shit.

Alex: "To have is to want with will of self and removal of space and time, nothing exists except the presence, space is an illusion, happening is now. dreaming is forever".

Smartguy: "That is just a load of philosofecies".

by savingandloading September 5, 2011

Philosophize

Philosophize is an Aussie Hip Hop artist who quickly made a mark on the music Australian hip hop scene when he first released music through
www.myspace.com/philosophize and www.youtube.com/philosophize

Philosophize
"So LOOK NOW!"

by whifty scent March 25, 2009