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A sexy name for a seductive Greek demi-God, or a creepy oily Greek man.
While browsing a dating site, a man named Phivos contacted me and won my heart; his picture was that of a Greek god. Then on the first date, I found out he was in fact Greek, but looked like a car salesman.
Phivos by Miss Catchem October 26, 2010
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Name of man who's both sexy like a Greek demi-god and sweet like a honeypot. Represents kindness, humour and wits. Someone with a beautiful tushy and an even more beautiful heart. A real cutie patootie.
Person 1: Wow, look at that hot ass teddy bear!
Person 2: Yeah, looks like a Phivos.
Phivos by kittycat96 November 19, 2018
A man who is typically oily and is said to despise Greeks. He usually compares them to various deseases.
Watch out! I think he is a Phivos!
Phivos by woahah January 26, 2019

Moke Philosophy 

A seemingly counter-intuitive school of thought emphasizing the importance of the present. Moke philosophy was founded by the legendary Elder Archimandrite Mokentius himself soon after attaining enlightenment under the shade of a protractor. This profound philosophy encourages clarity of mind, skillful focus on any given task, and a general sense of ease in life affirmed by the central tenets of "Don't Care" and "Tough Shit", often abbreviated as "DC" and "TS" to avoid offending the more delicate among his tutelage.

Mr. Moke often motivates his students with the allure of material wealth and affluence in order to get them to strive for their utmost best every waking moment.
Mr. Moke: "Sarah whats the difference between triangle A and triangle B?"
Sarah: "Nothing"
Mr. Moke: "Looks like someone has been subscribing to Moke Philosophy!"
Student 4: "Whaaa?"
(Mr. Moke shakes his head and precedes to write TS on the whiteboard)
Moke Philosophy by SuperUber255 January 16, 2019

philosophia 

Philosophy (from Greek φιλοσοφία, philosophia, literally "love of wisdom") is the study of general and fundamental problems concerning matters such as existence, knowledge, values, reason, mind, and language.
Ashley has a love for Wisdom. You’d call that Philosophia.
philosophia by _msashraza May 31, 2018

Philosophical Moderate 

An individual who does not allow emotions to over take facts, while at the same time not allowing facts to minimize how someone else feels. They are open to discussions, ideas and conversations; and view debates as useful friction. All facets of life are contextual, however, with classic modes of being, trends and stories that can be used as sign posts or guidance (See pragmatism, and stoicism).
James never lost his temper when someone shared a differing opinion from his own. After all he was a philosophical moderate and relished diverse thoughts.

Shrek Philosophy 

Shrek Philosophy

Philosophy on Shrek. Take any quote and then change it around with Shrek or create your own. It must have a deep meaning or some insight into life.

And when the angel Shrek gave unto The Farqaads the tools to build the new swamp, they did so without hesitation. For Eighty-Five years, they prepared the way of the lord. But when the great Fiona came he brought War with him and the fields of the swamp were soaked with the blood of brothers. The only Emancipation he had to offer, was death by onion.

What exactly was the great Shrek, emancipating the donkey from? From his daily puss, from the nobility of honest days work, from wealthy ogres who sponsored them from cradle to grave. Front clothing and shelter and what have they done?, Why go to the Swamp and you shall find out. No ogre is born free, except the white Shrek, and it is our burden to care for the rest of creation.
Shrek Philosophy examples:

Why do you ask Shrek when the delicious question is Shrek? The only difference between Shrek and Donkey...is Puss in boots. Shrek, Shreked, will Shrek. Donkey, donkeyed, will Donkey. If we could perceive Shrek as it really was... what reason would grammar Shreks have to get out of bed? Like us all, Lady Shrek exists across time. Shrek is both alive and dead. Shrek perceives being both. Shrek finds this condition... disagreeable.

Man 1:Man have you heard about the Shrek Philosophy class at Harvard?
Man 2: Yeah dude, it's the best class ever! I would take it again if I could.
Shrek Philosophy by WarGreymon August 8, 2014
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