philososhizzle

Irrelevant to both heart and mind, philososhizzle consists of pretentious and vacuous ramblings about ordinary language. Less positively, philososhizzle is central to the mating ritual of some philosophers based in New Jersey.

Person 1: Please referee this paper for Journal X.

Person 2: No, this is pure philososhizzle. You must think that I have Leiter lips.

Person 1: Do it or I will Donkey punch this squirrel.

Person 2: Why?

by ren hoek iii September 23, 2007

Philosophix

This is a type of drink created by an amazingly intelligent and grammatically correct Danish girl. It has a very special and deep meaning and relates to an alcoholic beverage. The ingredients are as follows:

6 Litres of peach ice tea
4 bottles of white wine
2 Litres of vodka

After having a Philosophix one could say they were "philisophixed" last night relating to the state of drunkeness of someone.

by 1Stubbles March 5, 2011

Philosophication

The act of getting beyond a point of normal conversation, conversation that can either trip you out or make you confused but at the same time makes you feel like you actually know what your talking about until reality sets back in.

I was getting down on some philosophication when I realized after the conversation I had no idea what the fuck I was talking about.

by BJskits January 17, 2011

philosophical shit

A piece of fecal matter (usually human) that has gained self-conscience. This leads to the shit asking deep questions of philosophical nature, hence the name. When encountering a philosophical shit, most humans believe that the questions raised by the 'sophical sausage' are of their own desing and come from their own head. It is unknown whether the great philosophers of history were assisted by philosophical shits, or came up with their ideas themselves.

"What am I? Where did I come from? I feel water rushing past me. I am falling now and it's dark. Is this what it's like to die? Is this the afterlife? An endless void where we're forced to contemplate our beliefs and morality for all eternity? Truly a hellish experience."
-Unnamed philosophical shit, circa 1978

by Ziraxis August 24, 2016

philosophical stoner

Believing that you can figure out complex things that you couldn't when you're sober. Very mental, and deep about everything, very creative thinkers while high.

creative stoner philosophical stoner

by Just259 September 9, 2013

agnostic philosophist

someone who believes no one is correct on how we got here and why and that we possibly may never know, and instead comes up with random theories and proof of theories in their everyday life then chooses their favorite to believe for the day, week, etc.

Boy 1: Isn't that girl over there an atheist?
Boy 2: No I hear she's an "agnostic philosophist"
Boy 1: The hell is that?
Boy 2: I think someone who thinks there's nothing to be known of the existence of god/gods and instead comes up with their own theories to believe in.

by noreligionneeded March 6, 2015

Philosophi-cool

An adjective. A pun combination of 'philosophical' and 'cool'. Used to refer to someone who often engages in deep conversation, but manages to do so in an enjoyable and easily understood way, or utilizes philosophy in line with awesome topics.

Also written, "philosophicool"

Guy 1: "Carl looks into things too much. I just spent an hour listening to his theory on the 'Companion Cube' as a metaphor."

Guy 2: "That's because he's philosophi-cool."

by Falcornia October 10, 2011