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food photographer

A person who takes a picture of every single meal he/she eats and posts it on a social media, usually Instagram.
"Of all the types of people who use Instagram, the Food Photographer is probably the most bizarre."
by ParkourFactor June 27, 2016
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Clout Photographer

A photographer who purerly aims to shoot famous/people with ‘Clout’.

Often have little to no skill/talent at photography and throws awful lightroom edits over every shot.
“This photographer is so good, check him out”
“Every photo is rapper, his a clout photographer
by Snapshotkiller May 18, 2018
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Skinny Scrub Photographer

An Asian york school student by the name of Josh. He spends his time taking poorly shot photos and eating dogs.
You remind me of Josh, a skinny scrub photographer!
by Christophersatan November 25, 2016
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Matt The Photographer

The Evansville Wisconsin famous photographer Matthew Simon who is amazing at taking photos. you would be lucky to know him.
by figgernaggotyounig December 22, 2017
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Photographers Patch

A patch of primarily grass stain given to photographers that throw caution to the wind and get down and dirty to the earth when taking photo's outside. Mainly on the knee's of photographer's and in some cases elbows.
Person A: "Hey i see you got a Photographers Patch."

Person B: "Yeah i was really getting into my photo's today, thanks for noticing."

Person A: "Mind if you show me some of the pic's you snapped?"

Person B: "No prob ill post em' to Flickr later and you can check em' out."

Person A: "Sha-Weet!"
by _M_A_T_T_R_E_S_S_ June 10, 2011
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buffy photographer

In a certain episode of buffy the vampire slayer the one with the fish-men she falls down a hole and the camra is position so when looking down the hole you see down here top and bra.
Oh my goodness, they hired the buffy photographer for that Be'oncey video
by mwhaahah May 26, 2004
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Canadian Photographer

When someone licks the sweat off the hair of another person's gouche.
Oooga and Smooga were talking on a rock in 10000 B.C.
"Smooga, you got dirt in your gouche," said Oooga.
"Could Oooga get it for me?" responded Smooga.
"Glad to help."
Little did Oooga and Smooga know that they had performed the first Canadian Photographer in history.
by Herm Plunkers July 8, 2006
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