A peef is a penis fart, similar to a queef. A queef is to a female as a peef is to a male.
There have been very few recorded incidences of peefs. However, we do know that a peef is both pleasant and painful for the 'peefer'. No incidences of a 'wet peef' have ever been recorded.
On a related note, the peef has much militaristic potential. Theoretically, with the proper enhancements and adjustments, the peef could become powerful enough to replace nuclear warfare.
There have been very few recorded incidences of peefs. However, we do know that a peef is both pleasant and painful for the 'peefer'. No incidences of a 'wet peef' have ever been recorded.
On a related note, the peef has much militaristic potential. Theoretically, with the proper enhancements and adjustments, the peef could become powerful enough to replace nuclear warfare.
Example 1:
Vendor: I peefed at the dinner table.
Example 2:
Pierce: I tried to peef, but blood came out instead.
Vendor: I peefed at the dinner table.
Example 2:
Pierce: I tried to peef, but blood came out instead.
by Pierce November 25, 2004
Get the Peef mug.I called Julia to see if she wanted to hang out but she said" no dude I can't hang out right now I just Peefd all over myself."
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Get the Phewfully mug."Every time I think about what happened in The Avengers, I get overwhelmed with pheels and start to cry!"
"I know! How do I hold all these pheels?!"
"I know! How do I hold all these pheels?!"
by dizmo July 18, 2012
Get the pheels mug.A term used to describe someone who is acting in an annoying, boisterous, and/or unpleasant manner. Said term is derived from the American slang word "Fag"which also has various connotations .
This newly evolved word is also safe for use in an office or any situation where the term"fag" would be prohibited.
This newly evolved word is also safe for use in an office or any situation where the term"fag" would be prohibited.
Not me: Dude, look at loud ass over there.
Friend 1: We get it dude, you're loud and gay.
Not me: Fuckin pheeg.
Friend : ahahha
And it goes on like this...
Friend 1: We get it dude, you're loud and gay.
Not me: Fuckin pheeg.
Friend : ahahha
And it goes on like this...
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verb - to say something or do something odd or weird or otherwise airheaded- named after Lisa Kudrow's character, Phoebe on "Friends"
by Bubbe September 21, 2005
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