Pfize

(verb) the act of pursuing sex for a second time

“Hey man, you thinking about pfizing Erica?”
“Yeah, I might try to pfize her. It’s been two weeks, she’s due for a booster.”

by pfizemeister April 27, 2023

Pfizer Science

The kind of science that strips away all the baggage and hoopla that has for centuries burdened the true root of all scientific endeavors : alchemy in the wild and asinine conclusions. Let's say you want to create a "vaccine" to prevent the spread of the "Evil Eye". With modern science you couldn't even get that project off the ground, which means a super spreader of Evil Eye. Now, with Pfizer Science you start with an assumption like, "Enough good eyes will beat evil eyes". Then, you just grind up enough of those and inject them into half a dozen mice. If they don't die instantly,,, Success! Package and mandate it for every man, woman, and child... might as well do all the mice too since it's so safe and effective.

Pfizer Science is the way of the future... and the past. (So, it passed)

by thearchangelofsex May 4, 2023

Pfizernated

Verb: To have been inoculated with one or more doses of the Pfizer–BioNTech COVID-19 vaccine.

I received two doses of the Pfizer COVID-19 vaccine at the recommended time intervals; I'm fully Pfizernated!

by NOwenz May 31, 2021

Pfizernate

Verb: to inoculate one with the Pfizer–BioNTech COVID-19 vaccine

The fine people at Rite Aid were kind enough to Pfizernate me back in April!

by NOwenz May 31, 2021

Pized Out

The Holy Grail. When, through speech, bodily movements, or other indescribable means, one is so vividly amazing as to make married women lust after him, and induces a bow from Jesus himself.

Also commonly associated with a bird-like squak which doubles as a magnet of coolness.

{After someone not-in-the-know inquires as to what all the commotion is over, and why all the girls are trying to hook-up with Pize, and why the universe's levels of coolness suddenly rose} "Okay, dude, where have you been? Did you not just see him Pize Out?"

by Pize October 15, 2004

Prized T-34-85

The best thing ever literally better than everything ever made it is the best fucker other tanks and other things

Jake: hey there’s a t-34-85 over there damn that’s a epic tank

Definition: Prized T-34-85 - a Soviet tank from World War 2 that fought against the Germans

Noun: T-34-85

by Punisher222222 June 3, 2021

Pized Out

The Holy Grail. When, through speech, bodily movements, or other indescribable means, one is so vividly amazing as to make married women lust after him, and induces a bow from Jesus himself.

{After someone not-in-the-know inquires as to what all the commotion is over, and why all the birds are trying to hook-up with Pize} "Okay, dude, where have you been? Did you not just see him Pize Out?"

by Pize October 13, 2004