Pessi

the carbonated cola soft drink Pepsi, as pronounced by some Asian-American restaurant employees and others who take a respectful liking to such dialectic pronunciation
"We have Pessi, Diet Pessi, 7-Up, Mountain Dew, hot tea, coffee, and water."

"Diet Coke? Diet Pessi okay?"
by Kevin_K July 31, 2006
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Pessi

A finished bottler known for statpadding penalties against farmers
Pessi will go all out today against eibar hoping for some easy penalties before ghosting the next big game
by Eibarman June 30, 2021
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Pessi

a poat who needs his penalties from giovanni infantino or he retires
Pessi: give me penalty pls
Piovanni: sorry pessi, i havent got any more penalties
Pessi *breaks down into tears*
Piovanni *hugs pessi and gives him penalty*
Pessi: You got me penalty!?!?, thank you
*scores*

*Pessi and Piovanni celenbrate*
by Chiknbiscuit October 15, 2023
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nickname of an Argentinian fraud who penaltied his way to a world cup trophy
fifa loves pessi so much they gave him 5 pens in a row
by fearless700 December 24, 2022
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Tapin merchant who only scores penalties
Pessi is a tapin merchant.
by HonestManUFan June 15, 2021
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Pessi is the word for Lionel Messi used as revenge from Messi's fan. This word is used by hypocrite Penaldo fans when their idol's 1/3 of career goals is from penalty.
When Messi scores a penalty.. Penaldo fans "Haha! Pessi can't score a open play goal Haha". When Ronaldo scores a goal.. They "shut up bro, he is goat 😭😭".
by Not going to tell December 22, 2020
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A name pathetic CR7 fanboys call Lionel Messi, the greatest footballer of all time, because they think he scores too many penalties. (Even though Messi took three less years and hundreds less games to beat Ronaldo’s non-penalty goal count, and is the all time scorer in the history of the sport without pens.)
Deluded 12 year old: Pessi is so shit, he ghosts in big games

Literally anyone intelligent: Messi has a better goal per game average, 4 ucls, 1 World Cup, more league titles, most successful dribbles, most non penalty goals, most MOTMs, most ballon d’ors, most golden shoes, most assists, and basically more of everything it’s good to have more of, in two years less than Penaldo. Penaldo only has more goals because he has been playing for longer, and despite beginning his career further into the midfield, he has still spent more time as a forward than Messi. Lionel Andres Messi is the greatest footballer OAT, he has completed the sport, and it’s very disrespectful to call him Pessi when statistically he doesn’t need penalties to be the GOAT. 🐐🇦🇷
by cj🇲🇽 June 20, 2023
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