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peruvian snowflake

cocaine, only the purest snow
yo whitey, you want some of this peruvian snowflake? Real good stuff, melts at like 180 degrees.
by J C February 3, 2004
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peruvian marching powder

Hank and Lisa were delighted to find that Sam had brought some peruvian marching powder to the party.
by fuad ramses January 30, 2004
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Peruvian Death Pepper

A hellishly hot pepper that puts all other peppers to shame. Probably close to the 15 or 16million scoville units, if not more as it is mythical in nature.

Can be seen in a Garfield Comic strip, as Jon and Garfield have a hot pepper eating contest with Garfield being unable to stomach the Peruvian Death Pepper.
Heh, you think that tabasco sauce is hot? Try this PERUVIAN DEATH PEPPER!!!
by Icy12ice April 4, 2006
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Peruvian Sunset

The act of having a person of Peruvian decent poop into your eyeball whilst playing the pan-flute. The receiver Ideally reaching climax as the the last bit of light is snuffed out by the turd.
I got pink eye from that Peruvian Sunset last night but hey, i think she likes me.
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Peruvian Puff Pepper

A rare pepper found in the jungles of Peru that causes kidney failure and/or chapped lips
John: Did you know Kevin is in the hospital
Ben: NOO??!!? What happened

John: He ate a peruvian puff pepper and his kidney shut down
by nakedclown September 18, 2012
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Peruvian Walking Sea Turtle

The Peruvian Walking Sea Turtle were presumably re-discovered by Chinese zoologist Ping Long-Wang in 1963 along the coasts of Peru. Ping noted the peculiar way in which these turtles walked on land, much unlike other sea turtles in the oceans.

The Peruvian Walking Sea Turtle's have a declining population, and biologists assume that the species have been hunted to near extinction for their meat. The current predicted population is 234 as of 2009, and is on a continued decline.

The species is only found in Peru, and is hunted illegally by Japanese fisherman and hunters today, despite the governmental protection given to the species.

Scientists predict that this rare species will be eradicated by 2015.

The fastest recorded speed of the Peruvian Walking Sea Turtle is 15 k/m on land.

Sightings of these animals are extremely rare. Aside from those in captivity, the last recorded sighting was in 2007. This may be because they are very hard to pick out from ordinary sea turtles, and they are extremely rare on land.

Peruvian Walking Sea Turtle's come in various colors. Green on the females for camouflage. Purple on the males to attract other females. The brighter the purple, the more attention from females.
There is a Peruvian Walking Sea Turtle in Central Park Zoo in New York, New York, USA.
by Rudius Maximus November 30, 2010
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Peruvian Time

You invite a whole group of Peruvians to a party, telling them it is at 6 in the evening, and they will start showing up at 9.
by stef*nix December 8, 2018
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