persian cigar

When a dead body is rolled up inside a Persian rug.

Let's get a crew of NOS together and mob up on Johnny and roll us a Persian cigar.

by sleddy April 16, 2015

persian wombat

The act of taking your limp dick and folding it up inside your furry, soft and supple nut sack so it looks like a wombat, then walk over to a sleeping victim, and start lightly slapping this neatly folded cocknut package on their face.

stfu or imma come over there and beat you with a Persian wombat.

by Jay dov June 3, 2016

Persian Lane

The far right lane of a street, usually used for parking purposes, in which someone speeds in order to avoid traffic in the lanes to the left. Utilized by 16-25 year old Persians in BMWs, Mercedes, or Camrys.

"Hey man, I passed that BMW five minutes ago, how did it beat us?"
"I saw him speed past us in the Persian Lane."

by omgkellieson December 11, 2009

Persian Cat

That fluffy little creature that likes to be pet. Comes from Persia and has a face that got smashed by a hammer.

<Guy 1> Look at that Persian Cat
<Guy 2> Wow, its so fluffy!

by EngineerDude September 17, 2016

Persian Male Complex

Persian Male Complex occurs in mainly Persian men, though it can be applied to all men of Middle eastern descent, not specifically Persians. Symptoms include a strong need for the submissive maternal-wife figure who will not pursue any meaningful career in order to care for her 9 children, preferably all boys to carry on the strong, dominant paternal genes. PMC creates the need for the man to be the dominant figure in the household and to be the sole breadwinner of the family, in order for him to assert his dominance and feel secure in his own masculinity. PMC does not come in one shape or form and it affects men and boys of all ages. There is the possibility for early on set PMC--there is no cure, however, it can be treated to a manageable state.

How to identify PMC in your friends, relatives, and loved ones:
-Obsessive masculinity
-Misogynistic tendencies
-Calls soccer "football"
-FIFA
-Aggressively witty
-Hair gel
-Mama's boy
-Favorite artist is Kanye West
-Polo shirts & Armani cologne

Dude, his Persian Male Complex is off the charts; Arman has hardcore PMC.

by persianprincess1900 September 8, 2016

persian

The Persian Empire expanded from Africa to China and also to India, until Alexander the Great came along. Persians have a long and eventful history. The Shah of Persia, in the 1930s, changed the name of the country back to its original name, "Iran".

Iran means "the land of the Aryans". So Hitler and all his little Nazi friends were quite awfully wrong in calling themselves Aryans. The closest people of Aryan decent are Iranians and Afghanis and they certainly do not have blue eyes, blond hair and white skin.

As a result of mass integration of various cultures from around the Middle East area, Iranians nowadays are multiracial, but they still take great pride in their country.

Persia was a very rich country, and to some extent, it still is. But the majority of people in Iran are of lower class. However, most Iranians are hard-working and very motivated people. When they immigrate to other countries, a lot of them lead a good lifestyle because they work hard to earn a high status in society. Persians do not settle for anything but first place.

Lots of Persians who immigrate to new countries start out working in small businesses and often times, they start from scratch. They quickly work their way up. Persians are very hard working people.

by Amir03 December 28, 2005

Persian Omlette

1. A mixture of eggs and tomatoes. Usually added are pepper, salt, bell peppers, mushrooms, and onions. Lots of other ingredients are added. Usually eaten with flat-like bread (not flatbread or loaved bread) Eaten for breakfast,brunch and rarely lunch.

Ayatollah: Mom make me some persian omlette.
Bush: Sorry honey we're out of tomatoes.
Saddam Hussein:I got some tomatoes......Come get them Bush

by OmletteMaker January 24, 2011