Perche

Perche is a polish word using to describe a guy who is so predictable, dumb and naive. Perche guy is able to buy (for example) game - command and conquer 3 for 2x higher price than normaly it costs.
"Perche" word is similar word to "loser" or sometimes "moron".
you are naive like a perche.
you are dumb just like perche.
by fps_exile February 28, 2008
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Perch

The act of taking a shit while squatting on the very edge of something, so that your shit drops at least a foot or two. Preferrably several stories up. Like taking a gargoyle shit.
Man, I was checking out this apartment with my girlfriend, and I realized the place didn't have a working bathroom, so while the realtor and her were in the kitchen, I dropped a massive perch off the balcony with my ass hanging over the railing.

Also, the curtain across that sliding door.
by ixat January 27, 2013
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by bleh January 12, 2004
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perch and swivel

A profane invitation whereas the one doing the inviting is flipping a most vulgar bird to illustrate how the invitee might wish to sit on it while spinning.
I have a most brilliant suggestion for you my dear: why don’t you just perch and swivel on this?
by Dr Bunnygirl April 07, 2021
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turkey perch

A male member of such frightening length, girth and rigidity that it could support the weight of a festive bird without fear of collapse.
Upon Nelson's return from sea, Lady Hamilton shrieked with terror when she saw the turkey perch of a weapon being released from the velvet pantalons. " Oh sire, surely thou hast lost the Christmas treat that normally roosts on that noble shaft , come hither and split my whiskers "
by Spirit of dead Paul November 20, 2009
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