The definition of this short phrase : If someone says goodbye tension hello pension it means they are a retired dota player. They will usually purchase a mug with the phrase on or an official t-shirt to confirm their retirement.
Rod: Hey there ted , ermm sorry but look what t-shirt i bought ( shows shirt )
Ted : Omg that shirt says goodbye tension hello pension on it !
Rod : yeah it does ... urmm im retired ...
Ted : Omg no way !!!
Ted : Omg that shirt says goodbye tension hello pension on it !
Rod : yeah it does ... urmm im retired ...
Ted : Omg no way !!!
by TheConfectionarySalesman November 28, 2009
Get the Goodbye Tension Hello Pensionmug. A soulmate for you need. Will be there for you lifelong.
Its actually everything you need from a soulmate for life. It grows with time, fulfilling for your goals, is flexible also.
Low maintenance too.
No hidden surprises.
Doesn't take much, gives more in return.
What more do we want?
Its actually everything you need from a soulmate for life. It grows with time, fulfilling for your goals, is flexible also.
Low maintenance too.
No hidden surprises.
Doesn't take much, gives more in return.
What more do we want?
by Future Self November 23, 2021
Get the National Pension Systemmug. by Yeetboyo October 31, 2017
Get the Welcome to pensionsmug. The money earned from playing the lottery, bingo, sweepstakes or any form of gambling that requires minimal physical exertion and even less education.
by school_is_old March 7, 2020
Get the poverty pensionmug. Person 1:"I hate autocorrect!"
Person 2:"why"
Person 3"He did a charnocks little pension."
Person 2:"unlucky man."
Person 2:"why"
Person 3"He did a charnocks little pension."
Person 2:"unlucky man."
by Malefallon November 23, 2021
Get the Charnocks little pensionmug. A house or apartment where two pensioners or more reside, where frequent parties, drinking and cooking is usally involved. Above-mentioned residencies are usually well maintained, level-floored and perfectly equipped.
Peter sold his house in the suburbs after retirering from the military and bought him and his wife a big ass pensioners pad.
by RJKIXS August 29, 2023
Get the Pensioners padmug. by mrs tosser September 20, 2025
Get the nigels dead mums pension bookmug.