peniser

(Noun) someone who does annoying things to people with his penis quite often.

"Will's such a peniser. He came all over mike's pants."

by Josh August 27, 2004

Penised

Often used when defeating another player in video games. Made popular by players in halo 3 who would often change their symbol to a grenade and a banner. This when changed to one color (commonly red- got raped so hard there was blood) look a lot like a penis.

Winner: Haha look at that looser, I penised him soo bad.

Looser: WTF are you talking about?

by SeeDemTails September 19, 2009

penisize

1. (verb) To grab a male's crotch, usually in an attempt to grab the penis. Can be done for any reason but is usually done out of perversion or immaturity.

2. (verb) To act in a flaming gay manner.

1. Don't you ever penisize me again, that's just gross.

2. Quit penisizing, man, that's not cool.

by PvtChurch May 8, 2005

Penised

When an individual has had someone elses penis rubbed over them, usually unwillingy. Most commonly rubbed on the head

'Hahaha, did you see ashley just got penised by elliot?!' - After Elliot rubbed his penis over ashley's head.

by Miss A. Crew January 13, 2009

penise

a sucker for girls cums in diffrent flavers

by .... September 25, 2003

Penise

A French penis

The French Guy a un petit penise

by WungHungHigh March 4, 2009

penise

Posh for knob.

The above is an obscure reference to Harry Enfield or something.

"Penise?" "It's posh for knob."

by super ultra hyper bishi bashi champ September 22, 2003