fucktard penisface

Fucktard penisface means somebody who is a utter retarded twat, usually said in a stupid accent. Said In a crazy combination of swear words that sounds decent. And quite funny

Logan: " Wow your an absolute fucktard penisface"

Thomas: " wow you queer, I know I am one to be fair "

by Allahu akhbar Taliban paki February 17, 2020

penisaccess

Penis exercises fall into three categories: kegels, stretching and jelqing. The exercises target the penis, which is composed of 50 percent muscle, and pelvic muscles. Penis stretching involves attaching weights to your flaccid penis to elongate it, helping with the enlargement proses. Kegel exercises are designed to strengthen the pubococcygeus muscles. The PC muscles control the flow of semen and urine and play a role in ejaculation and penis hardness. To learn the location of the PC muscles, stop your urination in midstream. The PC muscles become tight. The contraction of the muscles cause the flow of urine to stop. To exercise the muscles, clench and release for 5 to 10 seconds. Work the muscles for a few minutes each day.

Hey Jason how did you manage to get your penis so big?
Well frank, it's all about the penisaccess in my pants.

by sotox4labs October 27, 2009

peniscalada

a drink favored by old men.

Females and small children

Warning may contain NUTS

That old bastard wants a peniscalada

A drink that is made in a man's pants. for women or oldmen .Those sick bastrads.

by Nickyvandal July 4, 2008

Peniscope

A male member that needs to cautiously pop up and survey the surrounding environment, before committing to surfacing fully.

As drunk as I was, I had to up peniscope before agreeing to go home with her...

by Jennicam January 20, 2009

peniscat

1. A non-sexist, politically correct substitute for pussy when describing a weak, cowardly or effeminate person.

Don't be such a peniscat, loser.

by Do_the_math January 9, 2009

penisflake

A generic term to describe a male ho-bag

Steven is such a penisflake.

by Toni C. January 4, 2008

penisgate

A penisgate is the event of an unwanted penis being pulled out of the trousers. If two people are making out, and the guy pulls out his penis but it is unwanted by the girl, it is a penisgate.

Vanessa: "Yeah so we were making out on the futon when he pulled out his penis..."

Jaquel: "Shit, penisgate?!"

Vanessa: "And then the next week, I was making out with another dude in a stairwell, and he did it too!"

Jaquel: "DAMN. PENISGATE: THE SEQUEL?!?"

by Vanessa416 June 16, 2011