A penguin is one of the two magical creatures of Earth. They are extremely skilled at martial arts and are reliable agents of espionage. Penguins can traverse quickly through the water and are unaffected by sub-arctic temperatures. Penguins claim to be the original pioneers of space travel.
That penguin CAN fly!
by James Brooks July 1, 2005
Get the Penguinmug. by Ookpick GooseFrubba September 14, 2005
Get the The Penguinmug. To bound or tie a person up by their hands and feet, and then proceed to drop them into an ice cold body of water with the intention of killing them. The immobilized body position resembles that of a penguin, whose natural environment is very cold water.
by The Real Master Mike February 1, 2014
Get the Penguinizemug. Somebody who is so sexually innocent that even the most obviously perverted jokes and sexiest women cannot affect them. Usually only applies to teenagers, children do not count as penguins.
Penguins can also be people who simply do not think of sexual thoughts, they do not notice scantily clad classmates or get aroused often, if ever.
Penguins can also be people who simply do not think of sexual thoughts, they do not notice scantily clad classmates or get aroused often, if ever.
"Steve is such a penguin, he didn't even notice when Marissa bent over right in front of his face."
"You're such a penguin! Don't you ever think about the ladies?"
"You're such a penguin! Don't you ever think about the ladies?"
by SexyWolf69 December 11, 2012
Get the penguinmug. shut up kid its a penguin
by plutonium1887 November 19, 2021
Get the Penguinmug. (n) A religion glorifying the penguin as god. There is Penguin-Jesus, Penguin-God, Penguin-Angels, Penguin-Demons, etc. The Penguin is an all knowing, beautiful being who is the real source of happiness and love and peace.
An example of a sermon in a Church of Penguinity:
"And the Penguin-Lord said, 'Let there fish!' and all was good. It Penguin-Jesus name we pray, Penguin-Amen."
"And the Penguin-Lord said, 'Let there fish!' and all was good. It Penguin-Jesus name we pray, Penguin-Amen."
by PenguinityFollower September 9, 2011
Get the Penguinitymug. IT'S FLUFFY BIRD NOT A FUCKING BLOW JOB. Sometimes it eats popcorn in the morning. And sometims it wears a WIMPLE ON ITS ICY HEAD.
by Sites May 9, 2005
Get the Penguinmug.