Predaphile

A term made popular by the Predator Catching group D.A.P

(Dads Against Predators) the term predaphile combines both the words "predator" and "pedophile", and is used to describe sexual predators (term is applied to females as well as males) who seek out and prey on underage minors

D.A.P : ok predaphile, what's going to happen next is whenever you're ready, give me a thumbs up, and then next, I'm gonna yell at the top of my lungs "Excuse me everybody, this man is here to meet a 13-year-old boy for sex off the app grinder" and we're going to follow you out to your car, film your license plate, document you driving off safely, and then turn all the evidence into law enforcement and detectives. So whenever you're ready predaphile, just shoot me the thumbs up, and we'll get this shit poppin".

by 🌴Koopa High🌴 June 16, 2023

peteophile

A person attracted to Pete Buttigieg.

Person: I have a crush on Pete.
Other Person: Peteophile!

by Thaoh March 13, 2020

Petophile

A person who is sexually attracted to young animals which are kept as pets. Usually this uncontrollable sexual apPETite is limited to just cats and dogs. However, some extreme petifilers will love smaller pets like a gerbils in a very special way (see Gerbilling for more info).

Having sexual relations with your pets is wrong. Don't do it!
Just because a cat is called a pussy does not mean you can fuck it... KITTY PORN must be stopped!

The catholic veterinarian was arrested yesterday for being a "Petophile".

The "petifiler" loved to masturbate to kitty porn movies!

Doing it "doggie style" has a different meaning to a "petifile".

Gerbilling is "Petophillia" gone rouge.

by Skull Duggery July 19, 2011

predaphile

a predaphile (pedophile + predator) is a type of person that engages in and greatly enjoys the following:
- long boarding

- lurking in the showers
- luring in prey
- picking up prey from bus stops
- residing in parkdale
- banging retardos
- playing ultimate gaybee
- minors
- threesomes
- smoking illicit substances
- drinking illicit substances
- serving illicit substances to minors
- winning henley LOL JK
- making national team LOL JK AGAIN
- timelines and hook up webs
- junior programme
- flirting with milfs
- general douchebaggery

careful man, the predaphile is lurking in the showers

by giddeon July 11, 2011

pediaphile

One who suffers from a twisted, perverse love of wiki collaborations. Pinko commies argue that pediaphilia is a mental illness, but it is in fact an intentional, degenerate sin against the Holy Corporation. Contrary to popular opinion, it can affect both men and women, young or old. Signs of pediaphilia include excessive time spent on the Internet, interest in learning, improved writing skills, participation in non-profit activities, and the compulsize need to place brackets around major concepts. Pediaphiles tend to congregate online in places such as Wikipedia, Uncyclopedia, Encyclopedia Dramatica, and Urban Dictionary.

Should you suspect that a loved one is a pediaphile, you must immediately destroy that person's computer and rush him or her to the nearest Walmart. Demonstrate to that person the joy of materialism and capitalism by buying as many items as you can afford. Avoid buying any computers, as they may result in a relapse of the sickness. Be sure to reinforce the concept that all human interactions should involve greed, as we are taught by the Corporation.

The only things on the Internet are viruses, porn, copyright infringement, and pediaphiles. Congress should pass a law against it.

by Eidako July 21, 2008

Petalphile

A lover of succulent plants who practices proplifting - secretly taking fallen succulent leaves/pedals from others' plants - for the purpose of propagation (growing a new plant.)

Depending on context and emphasis, "petalphile" might be used as a derogatory term, but is usually heard as a quasi-humorous term of endearment.

"I saw you pocket those fallen succulent pedals in the store - you're such a petalphile." (Be sure to enunciate clearly to avoid ambiguity and confusion of this with the similar, but deadly serious, term from which this is a play on words.)

by mesi June 4, 2018

Predaphile

Usually an older person around their fourties who enjoys hitting on and or making flirtacious and awkward comments to one who is far younger than them. Related to a cougar and a dirty old man. Except they are worse because they are terrible at hiding what they do and make it extremely obvious even to the person's significant other. They tend to be quite stupid as well.

A: "The barbie beezy at my boyfriends work was trying to hit on him while I was there! She's like in her fourties and completely plastic"

"EW what a predaphile!!"

"Yeah, no kidding. I wanted to punch her in the fake boob. I wonder if they'd pop!"

"They probably would..."

B: Predaphile-"so aren't you getting that tattoo soon"

Young man-"umm....why were you listening in on my conversation with my brother?"

Predaphile-"hahahaha oh you're so cute..."

Young man-"I have a girlfriend, you predaphile!"

by BlondeJay July 22, 2011