peeking turtle

1. That critical moment between 'having to take a dump real bad' and 'having an accident in your pants'.

2. The feeling that a turd is on the cusp of 'peeking' out of one's anus, resembling a turtle's head coming out of its shell.

We gotta stop this car and find a restroom soon! I got a peeking turtle over here!

by The Watcher April 3, 2003

peek-a-boog

Checking the contents of a tissue after clearing your nasal passage.

"Hey bro, do me a solid and peek-a-boog this shit. I think I might have an infection."

by TeamDuku May 24, 2009

sneak peek

a sneak peek is just a small clip of a movie that is released before the movie as a sort of "teaser" for audiences.

I just saw the sneak peek on youtube.

by gingybaby April 22, 2010

screen peek

Screen-peeking (predominantly used in Call of Duty) is the act of viewing your opponents screen in order to gain an advantage via learning the location of the opponent and ultimately gaining the upper hand. This act tends to be frowned upon in some circles and has garnered negative commentary such as, (Raged Gamer): "Omg Tim, you fucking faggot! Stop looking at my screen you fuggin n00b."

Screen Peek

by RetroSpec September 14, 2013

gopher peeking

When you have to crap so bad it feels like you literally have a gopher peeking out your sphincter. Not to be confused with it's cousin, the "frightened turtle."

"I'll be back in a minute. I've got a gopher peeking."

by KWB March 14, 2005

listed peek

unreactable peek

SHEESH that kid just listed peek'd

by cringefucker June 3, 2021

Gentleman's Peek

A customary act performed at the urinal where one gentleman "peeks" over the partition to have a look at the other man's genitals. In no way is this a gay, just a nice gentleman's gesture to acknowledge a fellow man's package.

Matt: "Dude did you just look at my dick, your so gay."

Randy: "Relax man it was just a gentleman's peek."

Matt:"Oh...ok, no worries."

by Britten440 August 27, 2010