pedestrianate 

(verb) To bring oneself to become a "pedestrian," by walking across some expanse.

One thing I want to do before I turn 30 is pedestrianate myself across Europe.

I pedestrianated myself from your house to mine.

pedestrianate by daisy perry April 25, 2007

pedestrian drafting 

To follow closely behind someone, as to better cut through a large crowd, or avoid a situation where you would rather not be noticed.

I did some pedestrian drafting behind a tall guy at the party last night, so my ex wouldn't see me.

pedestrian drafting by jaysonphoto September 5, 2016

Pedestria 

noun-place
While in a drive-thru at McDonalds, you may see a sign stating, "Watch for Pedestrians." This sign, when seen by a stoned person, is referring to the asian or european employees who work at McDonalds. They are "Pedestrians" from the imaginary country of "Pedestria" and it is your duty to not run them over.

"Why don't these people speak English?"
"Because they are from Pedestria, didn't you read the sign?"

Pedestria by fadedredwing May 13, 2009

Pedestrian 

An awesome form of speedbump, mainly involving screaming and blood effect

Your brand new kitten

Pedestrian by THe Funk Trunk Blumpkin Explosion (REKANYZE!) October 21, 2002

Militant Pedestrian 

A person who shows no regard for pedestrian crossing etiquette, these people will walk out in front of cars regardless of a red light and if a driver honks in annoyance they will often oblige by offering an offensive hand gesture.

After braking harshly so as to not hit a man walking through a red light I honk in annoyance.
He turns round and flips me off making me wish I hadn't braked but instead floored it and made him into passata,
leaving me thinking "I fucking hate militant pedestrians."

Militant Pedestrian by creasicle May 29, 2010

Podestrian 

-Someone with a $100 monthly iTUNES bill, when limewire is completely free.

-Someone who owns a cool new ipod video that can hold 7,000 songs, but they spent 2 years saving up for it.
They also carry it with them everywhere they go and never take their headphones off.

Grocery Check-out clerk: How would you like to pay for purchase?
Podestrian: Huh?
Grocery Check-out Clerk: (yelling) HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO PAY FOR YOUR PURCHASE?
Podestrian: (looking into space tapping his hands to the beat of the song he's currently listening to)......
Grocery Check-out Clerk: *thinking to himself:.
This is just just another Podestrian. *

Podestrian by Annie Kristine December 19, 2005

Pedestrian Points 

If pedestrians are seen while you are driving you will yell the amount of pedestrians seen, followed by the words pedestrian points as to say however many pedestrians you hit, you will gain ten pedestrian points each.

“A man, his mom, and their daughter. 30 pedestrian points!”

Pedestrian Points by Mestupberryz38 December 15, 2018