malayna petersen

A simple-minded dumbass who cares about no one around her

No derp Malayna Petersen is the dumbest person you’ll ever see

by The malayna hater November 24, 2017

Petersen

Its the step in between pregnancy and abortion.

I really need to examine my options and I might go the Petersen route.

by Mike Andreason March 12, 2008

trev petersen

A tall mushroom boy with Native American heritage. Often wears moccasins and drinks a lot of Arizona tea. Bad at planning things and being on time

"Wow that guy is such a faggot. He must be a Trev Petersen"

by DryTommy November 16, 2016

Anna Pederson

Anna Pederson is a girl that is truly ugly as shit. Both her personality, and looks. She doesn’t deserve Caelan, he’s way to cute for her.

Girl: What do you think of Anna Pederson
Another girl: Ew no. Just no.

by ssp bih November 21, 2019

Colin erik Petersen

colin petersen enjoys long, hard, exasperating walks on the beach with hans petersen (his father), then getting completely dominated in the butt by hans and falling asleep to the pleasure of knowing he just had his butthole penitrated by his father

8=====D colins first love

by annonamous April 14, 2005

jackson pederson

GOTDAYUMMM
Convict
Felon
asshole
black
nigger

DUDE DID U JUST SEE THAT MILF?

YEA THE ONLY WORD GOOD ENOUGH TO DESCRIBE HER IS A JACKSON PEDERSON

by tony el something September 25, 2011

Petersen

To quit your job and move out of state knowing they will offer you your job back working remotely

My brother-in-law pulled a Petersen on his work yesterday.

by The other brother May 22, 2018