Peasant

A loaded Fairfield county teenage high schooler obsessed with school spirit, dressing like a tomboy, social status, and popularity, yet in reality, they are just another basic peasant.

Peasant #1: "Hey Colleen, you going to the lax game tonight? There's a party at John's house after!"
Peasant #2: "You bet!! Turn down for what?!"

by StopThePeasants2014 February 28, 2014

peasant

A serf with the freedom of choice to work or die of starvation.

The peasantry has been replaced by the working classes and shit welfare systems.

by kung-fu jesus September 18, 2004

Peasant

An annoying non-tumblr using cunt that is very oblivious to the internet world and isn't in any fandom.

Anyone who thinks David Karp, Louis Tomlinson and Scott Disick aren't sassy.

Basically people who don't have tumblr or don't know ship any two celebrities or don't have an OTP are peasants.

Person 1: I will never join tumblr, its shit.

Person 2: Tell me what is your life? Are you even normal? Get out of my sight, you peasant. *walks away sassily because you think you're just as sassy as Louis Tomlinson, Scott Disick and David Karp*

by thatulimatefangirl October 21, 2012

Peasant

Everyone that Mitt Romney doesn't worry about.

Mitt: There are 47 percent of the American people who... who believe that they are entitled to health care, to food, to housing, to you-name-it... My job is not to worry about those people.

The Rich: Yeah! Fuck the peasants!

by xdan4deadx September 24, 2012

Peasant

This is what you call your friend as a joke. But, only when he or she is your best friend.

Friend: Hi peasant, what’s up?
Other friend: I’m good, thanks for asking peasant!

by Catsarelifeforme October 30, 2019

the peasant

"The peasant" translated to Hebrew is "HaIkar" which has a double meaning, one is, well, 'the peasant' (ha = the, ikar = peasant), and the other is something like 'at least'.
"At least you haven't lost your job" translates to "HaIkar sheLo pitru otxa". This is very funny.

The peasant you don't look like like a zergling!

by xatzil anashim August 29, 2010

peasant

some lame ass individual who cant do jack and owns little to nothing, not even his/her life. Modern day, can be described as a newcomer to a place or a slow thinker

<Jack loses in a game of kahoot to Phil>
Phil: HAHA retard bow down to me your king of frog sex PEASANT
Jack: ;-;

by st.xe.fni.h January 22, 2020