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Parlian

A racial slur for a very specific, unclassified race. From the Gaelic word Parlia, a word which can mean both your mother and hoe.
Parlians are characterized by their membership in supermarket price clubs, their love for cutting coupons from the Sunday times, and their cardboard skirts.
Parlians are closely related to louts.
GameQueen is a Parlian and should go back to her supermarket price clubs.
by Richard James June 21, 2004
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Pearland

A city South/South-East of Houston, Texas. Largely known for the champion football team, the Oilers.
Students who graduated in 2010 are just about the only people who know where to buy above-average marijuana.
Site of an attempted bank-heist turned hostage situation that was ultimately diffused with no deaths.
Term "drillo" was coined here.
The city is massively boring so brings lots of money or at least an eighth to get through the day.
Person 1: Yo, there's a party in Pearland!
Person 2: Are you sure that's safe?
Person 3: You want to start actin' like a little bitch before you get there?
Person 1: Nigga is trippin', lets wait to buy weed before we get there.
Person 2: I don't know about this guys, what if we get in trouble?
Person 3: Person No. 1, where the fuck did you find this kid?
Person 1: Not Pearland.
by Trill OG October 14, 2011
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Diahrrea Pearlman

When during the act of coitus, one rocks on some seriously heinous, turboblastular doo doo spray all up in their partner's domepiece. The noxious, miasmatic remains could be categorized as poo swampular.
It just seemed so appropriate... action was called for and I pulled a Diahrrea Pearlman right then and there, unloading my corrupt, fetid ass piss directly into her mouth.
by Larry Schonsleberry III April 19, 2004
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pearling

Pearling or genital beading is a form of body modification, the practice of permanently inserting small beads made of various materials beneath the skin of the genitals—of the labia, or of the shaft or foreskin of the penis. As well as being an aesthetic practice, this is usually intended to enhance the sexual pleasure of partners during vaginal or anal intercourse.

The practice seems to have been fairly common across world cultures and is still done today. In contemporary society pearling is usually done by professional body piercers, and sometimes by people who specialize in surgical body modification (who are often very publicity-shy, for fear of legal repercussions).
Pearling my cootchee hurt like a sonofabeetch but feels really good now, whether I'm gettin' it or sittin' in class.
by Kap't Kandy August 1, 2012
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Ron Pearlman

(Hell Boy reference) the act of fisting someone while wearing hulk hands.. like the size of Hell Boy's(Ron Pearlman) massive hand.
she was such a dirty whore,I couldn't resist breaking out the hulk hands and giving her the Ron Pearlman!
by tuesbiggalo October 10, 2010
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pearling the oyster

When you put one or both testicals in her pussy while having intercourse.
I was pearling the oyster while hitting it from the back.
by Woodworks July 23, 2015
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pearlean

pearlean is a wonderful beautiful women who can at times be harsh, but she only speaks the truth and may try her hardest seem tough but is actually a big old baby. also she would make a wonderful girlfriend if your lucky enough to find yourself a pearlean.
pearlean is awesome.
by broccoli lesner November 19, 2018
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