1. one of the worst disasters in US history.
2. one of the worst movies in history period.
by Adrian July 7, 2006
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When you are home alone intentionally being anti- social, enjoying alone time most likely masturbating excessivley or scarfing down family size doritos and binge watching netflix with your phone off or just completley ignoring the outside world... Of course this level of euphoric living is always interrupted by obnoxious friends who just show up uninvited and change the outcome of your day. Its a hardcore sneak attack when you are least expecting it and has dramatic impact on your quality of life hence "pearl harbor".
Yea so i was watching the best porno on my new 70 inch in hd yesterday afternoon and mark totally pearl harbored me. Couldnt finish after that n was left with blue balls for the rest of the day. Brutal

"Yo dude u cant just be pearl harboring me like that, thats fucked up"
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When you are giving anal, but before you cum, you spit on their back making them think you cum. as they turn around you blow a surprise attack into their face.
i was upset so i gave her a pearl harbor last night.
by cvillecracker69 July 10, 2012
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Customer: I'll have a large Pearl Harbor.
Employee: A what?
Customer: A large pizza with ham, pineapple, and jalapenos.
by Lurr Rrul January 20, 2012
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Military attack by the Japanese sinking most the U.S. naval fleet killing many and granting a two way ticket for the Americans.
Yes, yes the U.S. "mysteriously" withdrew their Aircraft Cariers for "maneuvers" a day before the attack.
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thats where a guy lays back and the girl blows the hell out of him
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by cheese on toast May 3, 2005
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A shitty movie lampooned in one of the greatest comedies of all time, "Team America: World Police"

Pearl Harbor Sucked:

(Sad, dramatic music)

I miss you more than Michael Bay missed the mark, when he made Pearl Harbor.

I miss you more than that movie missed the point, and that's an awful lot, girl.

And now, now you've gone away, and all I'm trying to say...is Pearl Harbor sucked...and I miss you.

I need you like Ben Affleck needs acting school, he was terrible in that film.

I need you like Cuba Gooding needed a bigger part, he's way better than ben affleck. And now...

All I can think about is your smile...and that shitty movie too.

Cause Pearl Harbor sucked...and I miss you.

Why does Michael Bay get to keep on making movies? I guess Pearl Harbor sucked...just a little bit more, than I miss you.
Pearl Harbor Sucked, Aids, Montage, America: Fuck yeah!...All classic songs that compose the greatest movie ever, Team America: World Police.
by Samuel Chase7 February 26, 2007
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