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bitch earphone

the inferior "earpiece" on your headphone set. for songs that use surround sound, where some sounds are only in one earphone but not the other. there is always one earphone that gets all the sounds, this is the superior earphone, the other earphone only gets some of the sounds. this is the bitch earphone.

it is vitally important when listening to an ipod/walkman etc with only 1 earphone in, that you dont put in the "bitch earphone"
hey this version of bohemian rhapsody is balls. oh damn it! i was using the bitch earphone!
by jonobello January 31, 2006
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Earphone deafness

Deafness to the outside world as a result of earphones inserted ears and music volume turned up very loud. People then underestimate how loud their burps, farts, breathing and yawning are, as theu have limited access to the outside world
"Megan, that was the loudest fart I have ever heard."
"Sorry, Kate, I had earphone deafness and didn't realise it was would be so loud."
by donkeysanctuary October 26, 2012
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earphones

listening to music , not outloud but through plugs
earphones are helpful
by jimmy stevan October 26, 2016
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Tearphones

A compilation of the words "tears" and "earphones"

When you cry whilst laying on your back and the tears leak into your ears
Man that fuckboy gave me tearphones for a solid week
by Depression420 May 7, 2018
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Perphona

Someone's phone personality; can be markedly different from the individual's actual personality or persona.
He's such a friendly guy but he has a really mean perphona!
Her perphona comes across as super helpful but she's a complete bitch in real life.
by Moon and Star February 13, 2019
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shove earphones up your nose

Shove earphones up your nose is a common phrase when out to refer to snorting cocaine.
Jeff: You wanna go to the park and shove earphones up your nose tonight?
Dave: Yeah sure Bro
by earphoneshiffer July 22, 2018
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earphoneless

Somebody Dumbass Son Name Darrelle Said This Shit And I Corrected Him And He Was Dn Mad Mad But I Think He Meant I Had No Earphones..If Somebody Say This Shit Say You Must Be Retarted
Associate: hahaha your earphoneless

Me: You Must Be Retarted
by 🥵 November 13, 2018
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