by trololololololololll March 16, 2014
The act of using Peanut Butter on your penis when you have a peanut allergy to enhance sexual performance. The allergic reaction increases rigidity, girth and length of one's member. Using creamy peanut butter can result in a positive side effect of increased lubrication during sexual interactions.
Remember, Choosy Moms Choose Jiffy Dick.
Not wanting to miss-out on a hookup with the cure co-worker from HR, John engaged in some Peanut Buttering to make sure he could perform.
Not wanting to miss-out on a hookup with the cure co-worker from HR, John engaged in some Peanut Buttering to make sure he could perform.
by dnahly March 08, 2018
IS THE ANSWER!!!
random stranger "hey"
you "PEANUT BUTTER IS THE ANSWER!" *runs away*
1 year later stranger thinks "what was he talking about!!!????!!!
you "PEANUT BUTTER IS THE ANSWER!" *runs away*
1 year later stranger thinks "what was he talking about!!!????!!!
by schloppy July 21, 2010
A substance used by lonely women if they have a dog to recieve oral pleasure.
OR
Butter with peanuts in.
OR
Butter with peanuts in.
"My dog licked my poon after I spread peanut butter on it," *Smile*
"My butter has peanuts in."
"Dude that's peanut butter"
"Fuck off you queef sucker"
"My butter has peanuts in."
"Dude that's peanut butter"
"Fuck off you queef sucker"
by Jamie the sex poo May 11, 2005
After eating a whole tub of stale out of date nuts I knew i was cursed to a full week of peanut butter
by Jay Clarkson January 05, 2005
by Fish lover February 20, 2011
slang for "piss boner"
since the intials of "piss boner" are 'p' and 'b', and so are the intials of "peanut butter" it makes sense
this comes in handy if you gotta use it in code
since the intials of "piss boner" are 'p' and 'b', and so are the intials of "peanut butter" it makes sense
this comes in handy if you gotta use it in code
Dude 1: "hey dude can you grab me a text book while your up there?"
Dude 2: "why don't you get it yourself?"
Dude 1: "cuz man, i've got peanut butter right now!"
Dude 2: "ohhhh hahahaha suckuh"
Dude 2: "why don't you get it yourself?"
Dude 1: "cuz man, i've got peanut butter right now!"
Dude 2: "ohhhh hahahaha suckuh"
by t-cool September 01, 2007