Polka Nipples

A series of many smaller nipples surrounding a large nipple within the areola. Polka nipples are typically found on large breasted women and may sometimes generate hair. They are the most appalling of all nipple genres.

Dannng, that bitches polka nipples are so lumpy.

by astroho419 February 19, 2010

Polkadodge

The dance that occurs when two people walking towards each other attempt to pass each other but move in the same direction instead

Guy: Oh, excuse me. (walking right)
Girl: (walking right) Sorry. (walks left)
Guy: (walks left) Ok, let's stop this polkadodge. How about you go right and I'll go left.

by Awkwardmishaps August 7, 2010

Polka

Ethnic dance from Europe ranging from German/Czech Omp Pah to Eastern European Honky,Push,Slovenian. Straight up a whole lot of fun.

"Did you have fun this weekend?"

"Hellz ya, I went to a Polka Dance.

by Mud the first January 17, 2009

Pavement Polka

When you walk up to someone on the pavement and you both try to move out of each other's way, and in doing so repeatedly move into each other's way.

"Why are you so late?"
"I got stuck doing the pavement polka."

by Connie LaBelle January 18, 2015

polkahearts

Polka Dots, an early 1900's fashion statement, are often labeled as retro. Not only are they back in style, but are seen as more than just dots. Replacing the dots with hearts, we have polkahearts, seen on some less than common articles of clothing.

Bro: Hey how did things go with that girl last night.
Bro Two: Let's just there were polkahearts on her panties.
Bro: Shameless bro, sweet.

by Corey Butler October 18, 2006

Polka Dot

Woman of Indian origin that you would like to have sex with, as in "poke a dot."

That waitress at the Indian restaurant is so hot -- she's a total Polka Dot.

by John Aztec April 7, 2008

Gabber Polka

The hybrid bastard of Gabber and Polka music, combining 19th century duple time Bohemian dance tunes with modern, heart-stopping 808 beats exceeding speeds of 300 BPM, making the hop-step-close-step Polka dance virtually impossible except when under the influence of methamphetamine cocktails.
Gabber Polka was conceived in 2003 by DJ Leo Ascarrunz of Bolivia and San Francisco writer/author laureate Tom Carter while programming streaming music for their web site.

Only three Gabber Polka songs are known to exist: one of traditional Gabber Polka named ‘Liechtensteiner Nightmare,’ another of the more expressive Progressive Gabber Polka called ‘Crank & Beer,’ and the third of the underground Deep Progressive Gabber Polka named ‘Murder, Poland Style.’

by MPB October 9, 2003