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Paulie Bleeker

Supercute character in Juno played by Michael Cera.

Wears extremely short bright yellow track shorts.

Eats hot pockets for breakfast.

Loves orange tic-tacs. Because you can never get enough of your favorite one calorie breath mint.
Mr. MacGuff: Who's the father?
Juno: Paulie Bleeker.
Mr. MacGuff: I didn't know he had it in him.
Leah: I know, right?!?
by Dyke Cassity May 25, 2008
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Paulie D

A guido from Johnston RI that is currently on the Jersey Shore. He is a popular DJ on the circuit. A fist pumping dope. It takes a gallon of hair spray to keep his hair up. Should have skin cancer in about 5 years from all the tanning he does. Has no idea how retarded he comes off on TV. His 15 minutes are almost up.
Paulie D and Mike love to call ugly girls " grenades".
by kidlou December 26, 2010
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St. Paulie Girl

A strain of Marijuana existing in the Minneapolis St. Paul area... has become another name for weed throughout Minnesota and elsewhere.
Anita: oh yeah dont cha know, when I went to the U of M and was bored I would go downtown and buy nickle bags of St. Paulie Girl and go to frat parties uninvited...
Craig: what a coincidence, me to
by JoShmoe October 31, 2011
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Pauline

Is the funniest and smartest girl alive.
She is beautiful and loves YouTube.
She is really tough and buff even if she is not as tall as the others.
Pauline is the best friend you´ll ever get <3
by Canary230 December 6, 2013
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Paulina

Paulina is a AMAZING AND IRAPLACEIBLE GIRL WHO NEVER STOPS TRYING. she is sweet amazing beautiful and clever and oh I could go on and on and onnnn. Paulina is a amazing human being who laughs at anything can sometime be shy and not very confident but most of the time 99% of time she is bubbly brave and confident .Paulina is a angel person but once you make one mistake you make a misake. for your life. you cant make her mad which is most of the time impossible but owwww that bruise will hurt!
dude1: DUDE! Did you see the chick that got 100% of the really hard math test

dude2:OMG she must be a -
paulina: that's the name
by imaflower/mincepie January 19, 2019
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Paulie Carbone

Hey Faggots,

My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's during elementary, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my bitch.

RIP Paulie Carbone
by Oversiiiiiight October 23, 2008
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Paulie Post

Someone who posts on an internet forum a topic that has already been posted by someone else on the same forum and room at an earlier time.

Also known as a repost.
Associated with reposted videos, pictures and news articles that have been posted before. Subsequent topic posts with the word "Paulie" or "Paulie Post" Ususally initiated by "post whores"
by hondaprelude.to July 25, 2010
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