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Mitchell Paul Jones 

A Mitch Jones is whatever you want it to be. If you want it to be your best friend, done! Worst enemy, done! If your a Mitch Jones than you could get almost any woman you want. But you don't because you don't want you're wife to kick everybody's butt. A Mitch Jones is tuff. If you tried to eat a Mitch Jones you would have to chew just one piece till you were 80 years old. He could beat you and your dad up even if he was 5 years old. But he doesn't. If your lucky.
Man I don't know what to do with my life. Should I help the hungry, or cure cancer?

Or should I go all the way and be Mitchell Paul Jones and do it all at once?

ron paul john 

a one of a kind man, weird and full of exceptional thoughts. He loves being random as much as he loves his random girlfriend, Realyn. His visual captures his prolly's heart cos he looks more handsome than any oppa in kdrama. Last but not the least, his beautiful girlfriend loves him very much. Until the world forgets the matter of time.
Ron Paul John is for Maria Realyn only!
ron paul john by ronpauljohn August 15, 2021

Paul Joseph Watson 

Paul Joseph Watson, also known by his initials PJW, is a British wanker and far-right soyboy that says and does a lot of dumb shit, including but not limited to:

- Working at InfoWars and being Alex Jones' bitch
- Constantly praising and defending misogynist rapist Andrew Tate
- Thinking white people are oppressed
- Denying climate change
- Being an anti-masker and anti-vaxxer during the COVID pandemic
- Spreading fake news
- Being British
- Being cuntish towards minority groups
- Being especially cuntish towards Arabs and Muslims
- Thinking he is an alpha male

And the list goes on...
"Paul Joseph Watson sucks ass
- Everyone

paul joseph watson 

Our Lord and saviour. Exposes the left wing. Talks about controversial topics and breaks them down with pure facts.
"Paul Joseph Watson completely changed my view of this crisis!"
paul joseph watson by CaptainBurn December 14, 2016

eric paul johnson 

A person who cries as he ejaculates and proceeds to drink the tears and semen. He once ran for class president but lost to a chalkboard eraser. At the age of 15 he discovered that his father is actually half a turkey and bacon sandwich. People have speculated as to EPJ's sexual orientation, with the top possible orientations being: the attraction to elder mountain goats, attracted to David Caruso's sunglasses or the attraction to Steve Buscemi's elbow crook. He once voted for Mikhail Gorbachev in American idol.
yeah that eric paul johnson, what a useless gaseous mass.

John Paul Jones 

The founder of the navy, not to be confused with the Led Zeppelin bassist.
John Paul Jones the navy guy is greater than the bassist John Paul Jones.
John Paul Jones by rome clone November 11, 2004