Patrioticgyrl

Middle age female who likes to play with hair and doesn't give two shits!

Love her or hate her patrioticgyrl is here to stay! Yeet yeet

by Adore 1994 January 16, 2022

Getting patriotic

Slang referring to hooking-up or sexual activity. Stems from the practice of sending soldiers off to war with sexual favors but is also used to describe hook-ups between two non-military persons.

Hey where did you and rob disappear to last night?" "We were in one of the bedrooms getting patriotic.

by bangthatshit November 18, 2010

patriotic

What i am

God bless IRAQ

by Saddam March 25, 2003

Patriotic Skin Cancer

The type of skin cancer you get from letting off too many fireworks on a patriotic holiday (Fourth of July, President's Day, Memorial Weekend)

Kris: Yo where's Tom? He didn't come back from summer break.
David: He's out with patriotic skin cancer from when he did fireworks at the 4th of July picnic.

by Pwink June 10, 2020

Patriotic boner

Being so proud of one's own country and culture that discussing their greatness gets your penis hard

Pat's watching Saving Private Ryan for the fourth time today. Yeah he gets a huge patriotic boner when he thinks of D-Day.

by Alverickflair September 26, 2015

patrioticism

sexual arousal stemming from the intense love for one's country

Johnny doesn't need a girlfriend. Due to his patrioticism, the USA fulfills all of his sexual needs.

by mschanchita January 31, 2008

patriotic ugly

A sex partner so ugly that sex is only possibly after draping the face and body with the flag. And doing it for your country.

Levels of fugliness.

1. One bagger
2. Two bagger
3. Patriotic Ugly
4. Coyote ugly

They're so effing ugly, but they are shipping out tomorrow to Iraq. It's patriotic ugly time, pull old glory down the flag pole, here come's the cavalry.

by Luther Felonius Gee IV October 15, 2006