Patrik

most annoying and fat person to exist. he asks his mom out and to give him a blowjob but she rejects him cause his fat ass has a smaller penis then a ribosome

girl 1 " hey did you hear about the lazy and annoying guy?"
girl 2 " who? patrik"

Patrik by nuggabugga October 18, 2022

Patrik Laine 

Right wing, number 29 of the Winnipeg Jets. He was drafted first round second overall in the 2016 NHL draft. Fan voted best beard in the league, PS: he's the GOAT

Laine>Matthews

Patrik Laine is the GOAT

Patrik Laine by efuheuvgfnerui fnjehjfiejifedu December 20, 2018

Patrik Stasak

U r pushover person when i say u r Patrik Stasak

Wow, u r complete Patrik Stasak

Patrik Stasak by yanisek February 16, 2022

patrik laine 

Simply finnish hockey god!!!
Having one heck of a shot, seems to be harder than a bazooka.

Damn boi u shoot like Patrik laine.

patrik laine by Fawer66 April 3, 2017

Patrik Laine 

Patrik Laine is this guy who plays ice hockey and looks kinda like he plays ice hockey.

Look, Patrik Laine has beautiful blonde eyes and blue hair, I want to touch him!

Patrik Laine by MunaTheMusical2 May 17, 2017

Patrik the Birdie 

Has dire delucions of grandeur, thinking himself as the supremem emperor and dictator of the Cosmos. Also has an inexplicable adoration towards the FALLEN Soviet Union as well as the leader of its greatest enemy Führer Adolf HItler.

Impossible to use in a sentence as there is only one madman in this world like him

"He's crazy!"
"He's more than crazy! He
s like Patrik the Birdie"

Patrik the Birdie by Ronald Railgun October 23, 2018

george patrik 

A stupid, ugly, little bitch that does everything wrong, and does not care if he does. He has to do everything by himself and he won't admit he needs help with anything. He does all of his teams by height and age. Not by talent in the sport.

Wow, I cant believe he won't let anyone help him. He must be a George Patrik.

george patrik by georgepatrikh8r March 8, 2017