Patrik Laine

Patrik Laine is this guy who plays ice hockey and looks kinda like he plays ice hockey.

Look, Patrik Laine has beautiful blonde eyes and blue hair, I want to touch him!

by MunaTheMusical2 May 17, 2017

Patrik

Patrik is a guy who slept with your mum

Patrik have a big cock

by Ahmed alah November 22, 2021

patriks

Patriks’s, are mostly quite and keep to themselves takes things out in other people who are heartless and acts like they don’t care when they do and can’t show emotions

person 1: “do you know patriks”
person 2 “ye he keeps to himself”

by sally798777 May 28, 2023

Patrik

most annoying and fat person to exist. he asks his mom out and to give him a blowjob but she rejects him cause his fat ass has a smaller penis then a ribosome

girl 1 " hey did you hear about the lazy and annoying guy?"
girl 2 " who? patrik"

by nuggabugga October 18, 2022

Pablo & Patrik

Pablo & Patrik are an absolute menace to society.
If you know them you are in danger, they will fuck yo momma.

Infinite drip acquired.

Stay mad.

Dude these two kids menaced me!

Must have been Pablo & Patrik.

by NANJING November 22, 2021

patrik

Petrik is the definition of a cock sucking loser who like to fuck little kids. he also like following people to there house, don't go near this guy if you want to be bashed.

patrik is walking down the street with a child oh what should we do

by pahntomof faven65434 August 7, 2022

Patrik

Platinum IV

EZ Patrik plat iv

by Liptonpp November 22, 2021