patriosexual

Sexual desire or behavior directed toward a country or countries of one's origin.

Andy was a patriosexual, so he started to flagsturbate while fantasizing about America.

by Thorbjorn November 10, 2008

daddy o of the patio

One who impresses others with their extensive knowledge of all things patio, including grilling, cocktail-mixing and plain 'ol chilling out.

Vince is the self proclaimed daddy o of the patio, he has a neon light to prove it.

by palmero October 2, 2006

Patois

Broken English. Commonly known to have been originated from (but not limited to) the island of Jamaica.

Originated way back in the day and is a mixture of a whole bunch of different languages; mainly of English, Spanish; some French and West African influences.

Sounds really awesome when flirting with the opposite sex of a foreign land and can also be known to scare and/or be comedic when speaking with extra enunciation and heightened volume while throwing a Patois Curse word as well.

Some famous people associated with speaking really cool Patois are comedian Oliver Samuels; Reggae Legend Bob Marley; Historic Leader Marcus Garvey and the guys from the motion picture 'Cool Runnings'.

The girl walked into the bar right off the beach and began speaking patois to Dave and he started blushing.

Patois - "Mi seh dem deh ova desuh feevor sour puss wid dem feeace so scrunch up like; cho' dem too bad mine and red yyeeye"

English Layman's Terms - "Those people over there have such a sour attitude like a sour puss; ugh' they're haters and envious; with their bitchassness."

Patois - "Light up di ganja! Just cool nuh starr and vibes out to di tunes dem wa de a play; tek in di ohshon breeze an enjoy di oxtail and yam nuh mon."

English Layman's Terms - "Light up the weed! Just relax Bro and zone out to the music that's playing! Take in the ocean breeze and enjoy the caribbean food man."

by The Jamaidian Saf March 25, 2009

PathosBedlam

The inevitable sorrow that will befall the world, when we destroy ourselves instead of taking the path less travelled, and surviving the troublesome Post Nuclear era of evolution.

Pathos: Source of the word "pathetic." An almost predetermined likelihood that events will play out in a certain way. Resistance is futile (pathetic)... the 'stupidity' of trying to change things that are obviously going to go in a certain direction.

Bedlam: Madness and Chaos. Or a great upheaval.

The PathosBedlam will probably kill you all. Mainly because humans are so bloody stupid.

by PathosBedlam September 5, 2009

patio drag

the act of an animal (usually a dog) pulling itself along by its front legs (with its hind legs in the lifted front position) in order to remove excess excrement from its fuzzy little anus.

Hey Darrell, your dog's doin' a patio drag and leavin' a streak mark across your entry way.

by puswami February 3, 2010

Patio Lantern

When one shines a flashlight through their scrotum to light it up like a patio lantern.

The other weekend we got pretty drunk playing truth or dare so we turned the lights out and dared Chad to do a patio lantern.

by jloi7125 August 22, 2018

Patosis

Halitosis of the pussy (vagina). When someone with halitosis gives a woman head and makes a woman’s vagina smell cause their breath was so terrible.

She must have gingavaginitis cause I can smell the Patosis from here!

by Mean Mina November 26, 2018