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Pat short people on the head week

You get to pat people under 5'3" from October 22nd-29th
girl- Stop hitting my head!

you- i can tho bc it's pat short people on the head week
by sleepychicken0511 October 20, 2023
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pat sajak

The homosexual host of "Wheel of Fortune" who makes jokes no one thinks is funny. Vanna White is overrated too.
by dionysis January 15, 2006
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pat smear

The slightly older guy you all forget about who played in Nirvana and The Foo Fighters. Not as hot as Kurt, Dave or even Taylor Hawkins so nobody gives a shit. Also known for leaving Foo Fighters then coming back whenever he wants because he is a pretty good musician.
"You are the Pat Smear of this group."

"We need another member... Let's add a Pat Smear."
by MrsDaveGrohl October 7, 2016
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Pat Saj

expression addressed to a person after they hiccup.
hiccup.... Pat Saj.... hiccup.... Pat Saj .... hiccup .... Pat Saj .... and so on.
by THinch October 21, 2010
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pat-smear

the amount of butter used when it's a little less than a pat but more than a smearing.
This recipe called for a "dot" of butter - is that nearer to a pat or a smearing; if it's in the middle, I suppose a dot is a pat-smear?
by Aged In Wisdom February 4, 2017
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Pat Story

A story whose entertainment value and educational merit are, during relation, deceptively exaggerated far beyond their true significance in an attempt to gain social acceptance, usually involving extended family members.
Person 1: This weekend i was out sailing and a 20-25knt southerly was giving us constant wind, just cruising along.... then they said..... then my uncle mentioned that he had....... and as we were pulling up at the pontoon my cousin found a $20 note.
Person 2: Cool story Pat. Now as I was saying..
Person 3: i didnt want to listen to another Pat Story, Id rather watch grass grow.
by the particular Pat January 7, 2010
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pat scratch

When somebody’s head itches, but they can’t use their finger(s) to scratch it. Therefore, they pat the itch instead of using a digit.
My braids are so tight I’ve gotta pat scratch my head.
by Jankyjana June 4, 2018
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