Asshole parking

1) When another driver pulls in a spot closest to the door and you have been looking to find close parking for the last 5 minutes. You saw a keyless remote unlocking a car, the lights blinking and calling you! "OPEN OPEN OPEN"
You punched it around the opposing lane, so you could pull in at the proper angle, half crazed to get to it! And then some FUCK who JUST pulled into the lot, driving the wrong way, gets it by backing into YOUR spot just as you round the farthest edge of the corner!

2) When you follow someone for 5 minutes at a >1 MPH snails pace, Looking to get his parking space, you are happily lured along, like some 16 year old on his first bong hit, with the shiny keys to their car that are dangling from their hand and swinging around at you like a fuckin' hypnotist or some kind of Christmas present or something, in an ONE WAY underground covered parking lot - all the while the voice in your head is thinking "YEAH BABY! GOT A SPOT! I GOT A CLOSE SPOT!" - and the bastard suddenly looks confused and turns around and goes the other way while the car behind you has been flashing his lights at you for the last two minutes!

1) OH NO! OH NO! NO YOU DID NOT! OH NO YOU DIDN'T! I did not just see some Asshole parking in MY SPOT!

2) CLICK! AIM! BANG!

by LayItOnYou March 22, 2007

Parina

Parina is girl you u never wanna let go . She is beautiful and loving ans is also extremely intelligent . Never test a Parina otherwise she will come at you will a full force a rage . She is strong minded yet shy but when u get to know her ; she is a friend or lover for life

you are a such a parina and i love you for it

by doughnutsssss January 27, 2019

parking chair

When one clears snow out from a parking spot then places a chair in the cleared spot. It is not a legally enorced but is a traditional rule. Derived from pittsburgh traditions

That lady moved his parking chair and took his spot then she came back to a snow covered car

by mekey10 February 10, 2010

fake porning

Excessively screaming or moaning during sex to live up to the standards of men(or, less likely, women). Usually performed during the first time of having sex with a partner. First coined in the television show Hot in Cleveland(Season 4, Episode 8).

Melanie: I fake porned him!
Joy: Why?! Fake porning sets the sex bar too high!
Melanie: Men like enthusiasm, so I went a little overboard. I mean I was like someone reviewing their own business on Yelp.

by Nukafoo March 24, 2014

parnia

A funny girl who always knows how to chill but still has structure to her life. She has two sides and one of them being very romantic and playful. Parnia is also a very good kisser

Person 1: God who's that hot girl over there?
Person 2: it's Parnia God I'd like to tap that.

by Muria5678 July 2, 2016

Doris Day Parking

Any parking spot that seems as though it was meant to be, as evidenced by the spot's convenience to one's destination as well as the smoothness with which one can park their car in said spot.

Derived from the sort of parking found by Doris Day in any Doris Day movie.

See also: Rock Star Parking

Because of the sweet Doris Day parking I got in Westwood, I wasn't late for the movie.

by Amanda Louise November 30, 2006

Parinaz

PARINAZ is a super hero.she is a cute,kindly and beautiful girl.She is a girl who is loved by everyone and she has lots of friends and loves all of her friends.Everyone likes to be friends with her and her friends likes to be her best friend.She is the encouregement for you and That one is with you that you can lean.If you have a PARINAZ in your life you are very lucky.Never lose she.

PARINAZ

by Halley's Moon August 16, 2018