family parties

a place where you have to sit in a house with your super annoying family member who force you to say hello and goodbye in a really awkward way so that they can feel good about themselves.
A place where some stupid relative asks you if you have a boyfriend of girlfriend, and that after that you get it up the ass from for being rude for doing fucking nothing
ITS A PLACE OF HELL

kid: so this is really fun(sarcastic)
random relative: hey do you have a girlfriend
kid: IM GAY YOU STUPID SON OF A.......
family parties: a place of hell

by IphoneSlayer1713 May 25, 2016

parietals

1) Latin derivative for "wall".
2) Stupid system banning a person from the oppostite sex's dorm. Enacted mostly by Catholic universities, i.e. Notre Dame.

"It's midnight on a week day; parietals have started. Get the women out of the room!!!!"

by mut3 March 31, 2005

Mandatory sex parties

Sex parties in which attendance is mandatory. Most frequently seen as part of a sex course or among couples who practice both swinging and S&M.

"Sorry Kelly, I can't make any prayer meetings this week. I have some mandatory sex parties to attend."

by adelaidepoet October 14, 2009

dubai porta parties

Western girls (pornstars and IG models mostly) are flown into Dubai for the purpose of being gangbanged by many Arab men. At these parties the men will DP and GB the girls and sometimes make the girls have sex with animals or the men will defecate on the girls (hence the porta potty aspect). After the parties the girls will go home with $50-75k for the few days work.

Mary loves Dubai Porta Parties, for just 3 days work she can buy a new car.

by Sukmukdick July 21, 2018

pallie

A friend, a buddy, a pal. Someone you've known for a while and feel comfortable with. An alternate spelling for 'pally' which, of course, has the same definition. Somewhat commonly used in the 40s, 50s and 60s by the 'cool' people as exemplified by Sinatra's "Rat Pack."
dlc

"Hey pallie, what's going on?"

by Real dlc June 27, 2016

Parried

A Parry is a term used in the Smash Bros. franchise. It means when you drop your shield at the same time they hit your shield giving you extra frames to punish their attack.

My friend parried my forward tilt and I got punished with a forward tilt of his

by Zaytor November 2, 2019

Parried

To be led astray and end up so wrecked that you can't remember what happened the night before.

O man I was soooooooooo parried last night, I woke up with a Swedish rockband in my house!

by nicbrown47 September 25, 2010