Alcohol Induced Parkinson's

Alcohol Induced Parkinson's (or AIP), is the term used to describe the uncontrollable, Parkinson's-esque tremors experienced after a heavy night on the sauce. Main culprits are spirits, sugary cocktails and highly caffeinated beverages. Not to be confused with cold induced shivers or regular Parkinson's.

Oli: "Why are you shaking so much?"
Pete: "Got way too drunk last night, woke up with a serious case of Alcohol Induced Parkinson's today."

by Neddie Walker November 1, 2013

Pansy Parkinson

A Slytherin girl in JK Rowling's Harry Potter series. She is often seen with Draco Malfoy and his cronies and attended the Yule Ball with him. She and Draco were chosen as Slytherin Prefects in their 5th year and were part of the Inquisitorial Squad. She seems to be involved with Draco Malfoy, and we can guess he is her love interest by default (or vice versa), but JKR has not been rather explicit about it. Draco/Pansy, however, is one of the most believable canon couples in the Harry Potter series.

Malfoy was in front; he was wearing dress robes of black velvet with a high collar, which in Harry's opinion made him look like a vicar. Pansy Parkinson in very frilly robes of pale pink was clutching Malfoy's arm.

by Roanne September 14, 2008

parkingsons

When you forget where you left your car.

I popped into the supermarket to pick up some groceries but when I came out I came down with a real bad dose of Parkingsons. For the life of me I couldn't remember where I left my car.

by El Libero Eoghan November 30, 2015

Rosa Parkinson’s

it’s a disease where if you can’t sit at the front of the bus you die.

Timothy:Let me sit at the front of the bus bro
Chad:Why

Timothy:Because I have rosa parkinson’s

Chad:Shit bro that’s all you had to say

by Intellectuallychallenged February 1, 2019

Markinsons

A disease related to Parkinson’s Disease but only affecting those who play table soccer. Symptoms include a rapid shaking of the handle in a small range of degrees whenever the opposing side gets a hold of the ball, resulting in the eventual wear and tear of the handles resulting in the need for superglue to fix them. Those affected by Markinsons usually are extremely delusional and think highly of themselves and their capabilities, most of the time overestimating themselves and spinning at least one handle in a rapid manner and doing a medium-speed 360 degree turn going in a sideways direction away from the table itself, while thinking of how good they are for scoring 1 point against someone that put minimal practice effort in after a lot of effort while putting his own full potential in, which is in deed limited. Less common but unique symptoms include sudden bursts of motivation and bragging about how good they are at one subject and how they will put full effort in it, followed by a few days of effort and note taking and then giving up.

(In a casual table soccer game)
Mark: *suffers from markinsons*
Me: Bro, you have Markinsons or something? Why you shaking the handles like that
Mark: It’s a good strat bro, it reflects all shots!
Me: Ugh
Mark: *Markinsons Intensify*

by pitogyros69 May 18, 2022

Pansy Parkinson

A beautiful and gorgeous slytherin girl in the harry potter film series who is usually hanging around with draco and his gang. She gets allot of hate on the internet even though she did nothing wrong she only gets hate cause she dated draco and its only people who simp for draco although they haven't even watched/ read harry potter series that hate her. People only hate pansy cause of the cringey tiktok povs who gave her hate for no reason and encourage of people to hate her. ANYWAYS shes especially beautiful in the last and second to last film.

A cringey pov tiktok maker: Pansy Parkinson is a slut i hate her.
Me (an intellactual) : What did she actually do wrong, TELL ME THAT!

by PansyParkinsonsimp16 December 12, 2020

Markinsons Disease

Noun: A disease similar to Parkinsons, named after Mark G, from Westcliff in Essex. The disease is characterised by boughts of idiocy; an inability to focus; clumsiness; things breaking from the other side of the room; not knowing when it's your turn in Risk. Potentially fatal if not treated.

Often found in combination with Markolepsy after consumption of Markotics

"Mark!!! Mark!!! It's your turn, fool. Go and sort your Markinsons Disease out!"

by Michael A A February 7, 2008